The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills viewers have seen Tom Girardi give Erika Girardi some extravagant gifts and parties. So what does Erika do when it’s her turn to give a present?

Erika recently revealed that she gave her husband a toilet. Yes, a toilet. That’s definitely a unique gift. Then again, I have no idea what you would give someone who can buy pretty much anything that he wants.

In an interview with People, Erika shared that she gave her man the toilet for a Christmas gift. She admitted, “Yeah, I bought him a toilet.” She even shared the price tag: “Seriously, that is the truth. It was a $5,000 toilet, who does this?” It really is Xxpen$ive to be her.

A $5,000 toilet? Is it gold plated? Is it a specific model for one of their two private jets? Erika got Tom a Toto toilet, which is described on the company website as “An elegant skirted one-piece unit, this Neorest offers ecology-minded luxury, with our technologically advanced WASHLET, Tornado siphon jet flushing system, remote control, heated seat and CeFiONtect, an extraordinarily smooth, ion-barrier surface to help keep the bowl cleaner longer.”  That’s intense.

Also, for the record, the toilet is actually a little more than $5,000. It costs $5,750 and I assume there are some hefty installation fees since Erika revealed, “It’s getting installed this week; it has to have like its own power source and everything; it’s major. It’s ridiculous. He’s going to kill me. That’s okay.” After Tom has likely helped to fund Erika’s glam squad, music career, in-house chapel, the two private jets, and everything else, he’s not going to care about the toilet- especially since it’s a gift for him.

RELATED: Erika Girardi’s Advice To New Housewives: “Shut The F*ck Up About Things You Weren’t There For”

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Even though it obviously is a privilege to be a cast member on every show in the Real Housewives franchise, it can also come with a lot of drama – especially for the new girls. They aren’t going to skate through to hold the diamonds in the opening credits of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills without earning it, so they all get (at least) a little bit hazed by their costars.

With that said, it has to feel so good to get past a season as the “new girl.” It seems like Dorit Kemsley agrees with that sentiment. She spent last season going head to head with Erika Girardi (and her alter ego Erika Jayne) over a lack of panties. Even her husband PK Kemsley got involved in the arguments and earned a spot on the couch during the reunion episodes.

Dorit discussed the show during an appearance on The Vinnie Penn Project. She admitted, “I found myself having to defend myself and I’ve never been too bad at that. I was a rookie. I started the season in the truest form of rookie. Everything was new to me. I got myself into hot water with some of the ladies and then there was a bit of an attack on me. The Israeli defense system worked its way out.” I don’t know about that last part, but she definitely earned her spot.

Even though Dorit’s husband PK has talked shit about her costars and stepped in to defend her numerous times, he actually did want her to a be a part of the show. Dorit revealed, “He’s really supportive. In fact, it was him really who got me to do it. Some people had approached him and asked him if I would be interested and my initial reaction was ‘Absolutely not.’ Then we sat down and talked. He really is the one who convinced me to do it. He’s supportive through and through. We’re the type of couple that’s very protective of one another. He’s gonna have my back and that’s never going to change.”

Dorit also pulled the tried and true “blame the editing” card. She said, “A lot happens in the editing room. My husband is the perfect gentleman. Everybody who knows him knows how sweet, kind, and generous he is. He was defending his wife. The ladies were happy to bring him in, but he was also by my side. A lot of the women don’t show up with their husbands. PK and I roll together.” That’s some subtle shade toward the other marriages at the end there.

She continued, “This season you’re definitely going to get a better glimpse into who I am. I think last season, I was a newbie and I was navigating through the muddy waters trying to find a way to get into this group of strong women. Some of them were existing friends – like Lisa Vanderpump and she was always a great friend to me. Then some of the other women put me through a newbie hazing if you will. So yeah, I get it as well. Listen, we have new person on this season and she goes through it a little bit.”

Will Dorit take Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave under her wing or will she pay it forward with the new girl hazing?

Dorit also said, “I think this year you’re going to get a better sense of who I am and better glimpse into our life and me as a mom and me as a businesswoman. The audience will get to see that.”

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Kyle Richards was spotted doing some shopping before she headed off to Aspen for a holiday vacation. As we now know, shortly after she left her house was robbed.

Before heading off on her own vacation, The Real Housewives of New York OG Bethenny Frankel was photographed out and about in New York City.

Shaunie O’Neal and others served holiday meals to the homeless while Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin were spotted in L.A. after dinner together.

Former Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kim Fields took some time to promote her new book and was joined by her husband Christopher. Check out these photos and more below in the gallery

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As boring as it is to see the women on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills getting along, I am very intrigued by the possible friendship forming between Dorit Kemsley and Erika Girardi. Those two would make a very interesting alliance friendship. Other than those two moving on from last year’s panty-gate scandal, I’m not bored by everyone else hanging out and getting along.

Let’s hope that things rev up ASAP. After two episodes of shading each other, Dorit even made up with Lisa Rinna. Those two going at it was the one thing I thought I could count on this season. Apparently not.

Dorit reflected on the second episode in her Bravo blog post. She wrote, “Of course, I knew Lisa R would be joining us, and although I mentally prepared for her arrival, seeing her face to face for the first time after our explosion in Hong Kong was a bit unsettling.” They saw each other at Lisa Vanderpump’s Diamonds and Rosé themed party during the finale and the reunion. They had face to face confrontations at both events.

Dorit said, “Playing roulette with Erika and Teddi was oodles of fun. It’s 5 o’clock anytime you say it is, in Sin City, so it only felt right to sip as we stacked chips. I feel as though my relationship with Erika has changed for the better, and this trip has a lot to do with that.” I’m actually for this. An Erika and Dorit friendship would make for interesting TV and I would just love to see Lisa Vanderpump’s reaction if this ever happened.

Then Dorit addressed the major moment of the episode: her confrontation with Lisa Rinna. Dorit wrote, “Before taking the High Roller for a spin, I knew I had to clear things up with Lisa R, because I’m not one to be fake—I’ll always tell you how I feel.” And she will tell you the truth in any accent she wants.

Dorit continued, “When I pulled her aside, I had no intention of rehashing old arguments. I simply wanted to be transparent about why I felt hurt, and I was caught off guard when she responded so well and proposed that we start our friendship anew! Maybe she did experience a rebirth, because that’s the nicest Lisa R I’ve ever experienced, and I felt like a huge weight was lifted off my shoulders.” A Lisa Rinna rebirth? I’ll believe it when I see it. Love her or hate her, Rinna’s messiness has blessed us with some great story lines.

Dorit recalled, “We were all feeling playful over drinks on our last night when Erika revealed a shocking piece of information about her father. She’s very brave to open up about such a sensitive subject, and I really felt for her.” I guess Dorit wasn’t one of the people who thought Erika’s response to an innocent question from Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave was incredibly cold. Maybe Dorit only has an issue with Erika being cold when it’s toward her.

Dorit concluded, “I’m so grateful to Kyle [Richards] for arranging the trip, and I’m happy Teddi took a chance on our crazy group!” Of course Teddi “took the chance.” She signed on to be a cast member. She had no choice.

RELATED: Dorit Kemsley “Felt Jump” When Lisa Rinna Showed Up In Vegas; Optimistic About Relationships With The Cast

TELL US- ARE YOU ENJOYING REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS SEASON 8 SO FAR? DO YOU THINK DORIT & ERIKA WILL CONTINUE GETTING ALONG?

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It’s a family-filled time of year for all of your favorite reality stars who have been posting a lot of photos in between Christmas and the New Year. It seems like everyone went on a family vacation this week… just in time to share some great photos for this week’s Instagram Roundup.

Siggy Flicker took her family to her favorite city in the world: Boca Raton for some R&R. Kyle Richards, Mauricio Umansky, Faye Resnick, and their families spent time in Aspen, Colorado. Bethenny Frankel soaked up some sun on the beach while former Real Housewives of New York star Kelly Bensimon showed off her bikini body in Miami.

Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham took her daughter Sophia Abraham to Qatar and Hong Kong. Real Housewives of Dallas cast member Stephanie Hollman headed to Cartagena, Colombia, to ring in 2018. Kristen Doute went to Atlanta with her man Brian Carter. Briana DeJesus enjoyed Universal Studios in Orlando with her family.

Teresa Giudice spent some quality time with her youngest daughter Audriana Giudice. Heather Dubrow celebrated Boxing Day with her kids. Flipping Out star Jenni Pulos took her daughter shopping at the Tiffany & Co. store on Rodeo drive.

Aside from all the family time, plenty of reality stars enjoyed going out with friends. Kelly Dodd celebrate a good friend’s birthday with a bunch of her girlfriends. Vicki Gunvalson went out with her squad. Cynthia Bailey celebrated her “friend” Will Jones‘ birthday.

Real Housewives of New Jersey cast member Margaret Josephs hung out with her costar Danielle Staub and even did a TV appearance with her daughter Jillian Staub as one of her models. Southern Charm alum Landon Clements enjoyed some horseback riding in Santa Barbara. Rasheeda Frost visited Kandi Burruss backstage at her Xscape concert tour.

Check out all of those pics and even more in this week’s edition of Instagram Roundup in the photo gallery below.

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Your favorite Reality TV stars celebrated 2018 in style and documented their good times on social media, of course. They shared photos with their significant others, children, and friends on New Year’s Eve.

The most shocking post by far was from Vanderpump Rules star Lala Kent who finally posted a photo with her longtime boyfriend Randall Emmett, after over a year of speculation about their relationship. Then again, the news became officially official when that video leaked of them making out at a party, his divorce is actually finalized, and there’s really no reason to keep the romance under wraps at this point. It was just pretty surprising considering how private the two have been in the past.

Dancing With the Stars pros Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Peta Murgatroyd rang in the new year with their adorable baby Shai. Mob Wives alum Drita D’Avanzo spent some quality time with her two daughters. A pregnant Meghan Edmonds had a family-filled night with her daughter Aspen and her step children. Danielle Staub rung in the new year with her daughters Jillian Staub and Christine Staub. Brandi Redmond and her husband Bryan Redmond hung out with their two daughters.

Real Housewives of New Jersey alum Kathy Wakile spent the evening with her husband Richie Wakile. Siggy Flicker and her husband were back at their home away from home: Boca Raton. Stassi Schroeder continued to be Katie Maloney and Tom Schwartz’s favorite third wheel during a trip to Palms Springs, California.

Dorinda Medley rocked a wig and “channeled” to channel her inner Caroline Stanbury. Bethenny Frankel and her longtime friend Kyle Richards celebrated together in Aspen, Colorado along with Kyle’s niece Paris Hilton. Tamra Judge and her Real Housewives of Orange County costar Shannon Beador started 2018 together.

Check out all of those photos and more in the New Year’s Eve photo gallery below.

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Last week Kyle Richards‘ home was robbed while the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills star was vacationing in Aspen. Shockingly the thieves simply broke a window and climbed into the mansion, then made off with over a million dollars worth of jewelry!

In reaction to the burglary Mauricio Umansky posted an emotional instagram message reminding everyone that family matters more than things. “2017 Memories #family Nothing replaces Family. They can steal your belongings but they can’t steal your memories or your love,” he shared along with photos from their year. 

According to sources priceless family heirlooms were nabbed – including Kyle’s original gold wedding ring which was inscribed with “Mauricio Forever” inside the band.  Other pieces were heirlooms from Kyle’s mother, which Kyle hoped to pass down to her daughters. Kyle also lost a pair of earrings worth $150,000 that were a 20th anniversary gift from Maurcio. In fact, Kyle lost every piece of jewelry she didn’t bring with her to Aspen!

ALL of Kyle’s super pricey designer purses – including her Birkin! – were also taken. I guess, the good thing is she gets to do a lot of shopping to make up for it! Kyle wasn’t the only one affected – Mauricio lost over $150,000 worth of watches, including one that was a gift from his late grandfather.

Police say this was a professional job – the thieves knew the family would be out of town and plotted in advance what to steal. For instance, the thieves knew their dogs – including a 100lb German Shepard – were also off the premises at an obedience course, and that the security system was deactivated because the Encino mansion was also undergoing renovations. The thieves broke a second story window and used a ladder to climb in, and restricted their activity to the two master bedroom closets, but didn’t venture into the remainder of the house.  TMZ reports there are currently no suspects.

Despite all of this information the family doesn’t believe it was an inside job or aided by someone working for them. In fact law enforcement found similarities to the robbery that affected Mariah Carey a few months back.

Well, at least the thieves didn’t steal Kyle’s god-damn house!

In other news, tonight RHOBH returns.  Dorit Kemsley celebrates her birthday and invites her new friend (former enemy) Erika Girardi. Unfortunately Dorit’s son Jagger didn’t get the memo that Erika is now a “good guy.” Erika begins work on her memoir “Pretty Mess” and becomes emotional about her father.

Dorit’s makes some negative comments about Lisa Rinna despite their peace talk, has Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave questioning Dorit’s character. Lastly Kyle vacations in Croatia with her family. Join us in the comments below to discuss the episode, and catch our recap tomorrow morning.

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Last night on Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills everyone opened up, although some people should’ve kept their mouths closed (ahem Dorit Kemsely). At least Dorit’s son Jagger knows the truth: nearly everyone is a bad guy here. Shockingly, Lisa Rinna wasn’t – she was actually OK last night.

I am so back and forth with Dorit. On the one hand I find her zany and cute; on the other I find her over-bearing and try-hard. Last week I liked her; this week NOPE to her and her phony whack-ccent, and her husband licking a $900 plate clean.

So – Lisa Rinna has rat poop in her oven? The only thing I have to say to that is: A) I am never eating one of Harry Hamlin‘s pies; and B) of course she does because Lisa Rinna is full of shit. But rat poop? In the oven? How often do they use that? And it might be time to fire the housekeeping staff, as well! Lisa Rinna is apparently too busy pimpmomagering and owning it to worry about trivial domestic matters, though.

Kyle Richards has to skip town to Croatia because they’re re-rennovating the house they just renovated because the shape of the pool doesn’t make sense and hard wood floors are just so out, so she misses all the fun last night.

While Lipsa is dealing, not dealing with poop, Dorit is planning her 40-something’d birthday. Well, PK is planning it to be precise. PK reminds me of a Garbage Pail Kid. I just don’t know why.

PK consults Dorit on the guest list and after the successful trip to Vegas, Dorit now loooooooves Erika Girardi. Panties? What Panties?! For the moment Dorit is happy to be ‘starting over’ with Lipsa and even wants to invite her too. I was pleasantly surprised – like, Real Housewives behaving like adults? Is that even mathematically and logistically possible? Two women, who had a rather intense heart-to-heart, and then decided to honor that? It must be a violation of some sort of clause in Andy Cohen‘s decree for optimum Real Housewives living and appropriate behavior, and that’s why Dorit later reneges. But for now she is gung-ho about a Lisa Rinna filled party. And I am too!

Next, PK consults Lisa Vanderpump, who naturally suggests throwing the event at one of her restaurants – where else? – and letting her handle everything because she has to showcase Villa Blanca. Thankfully, Schenaa Marie did not make any cameos to announce that she once cheated with someone’s husband. Although the thought of Scheana having an affair with PK does bring me a kind of delight that is all sorts of WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! I blame my bad thoughts on years of exposure to these messy shows. I’ll also blame Lisa Vanderpump, because people are always blaming her for everything around here.

Lisa apparently decided to throw a ‘Black Party’ – which is SO MUCH BETTER than a white party – so everyone wore black. Except for Camille Grammer, who either perniciously disregarded the dress code or doesn’t ‘do’ email and text. I could see either. I could see Camille deciding that email is too pedestrian and she only responds to bat signals or sign language. French sign language. Or maybe Camille is mute now? Anyway, Camille wore royal blue. Of course she did (and I bow down).

Dorit came to the party after changing in the YMCA locker room post-swim. Or was that wet look circa 1992 Baywatch hair intentional? The true guest of honor was Jagger, who wore a white tux, and being all sorts of cute, pointed at Erika and called her “bad guy.” Dorit swears she had noooooothing to do with that. It was all the nanny’s fault. And the speech therapist’s! But never her, cause she only spends time with her kids if cameras or vacations are rolling.

Then Jagger reverses track and calls LVP the bad guy. In all things Erika and LVP are locked in a competition for ruler of this evil universe.

Does anyone else find it odd how Dorit freaks out every time she sees her children? Like literally it’s her first time meeting them in 45 years and this long-lost reunion was only made possible after an episode of Unsolved Mysteries with Robert Stack?

Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave brought her husband Edwin to the party. Edwin owns a home security company and LVP inquires if he does self-defense tools as well cause she needs something to keep the Rinna (and her rats) away. Edwin does not, for the record, do exterminations.

Teddi has found herself the victim of The Erika Curse. Erika cannot act uncool – and by that I mean approachable, nice, and friendly – until you have met her approximately 45 times (or the age Rinna pretends to be on her driver’s license). Many moons ago, Edwin was a back-up dancer with overly plucked eyebrows (they kinda looked the same – just me?) and when Teddi introduces him to Erika, she refers to her as a “singer.” Erika visibly bristles as Teddi awkwardly corrects to “performer.”

Then since things are already as awkward as if Jagger had pooped his diaper at the dinner table and Dorit pleasantly kept on eating through the smell, Teddi lets Erika know that in Vegas, when Erika dismissed her dad story to lecture about parent/child relationships, Teddi felt, well, dismissed. Erika claims she doesn’t remember this and then shrugs sorry. Teddi is even more shocked by this second rebuff. Poor Teddi  – she claims she cannot have unspoken things between herself and others, which means she’s either gonna dominate this show or she’s find herself crying in a suitcase on a luxury vacation.

As if things at this party aren’t uncomfortable enough, LVP goads her “Lisa Rinna Doll” into giving Dorit a birthday toast. Lipsa came prepared to wade through the awkwardness in her sailor pants, so she goes for it. Obviously, it’s a terrible speech, but Lipsa does mention that she’s appreciative of starting over with Dorit to be included in the party. I thought it was nice, but Dorit is annoyed. Not at LVP, interestingly.

Before or after all that, Teddi met Lipsa for lunch. Even though Dorit and LVP had warned her that Lipsa was bad news bunnies, she wants to see for herself, because the side of Lipsa she’s seen is fun and nice. They discuss the overly-competitive mommy set in LA; something Lipsa avoided by sending her kids to “granola schools” where they never learned to read. No wonder they just became models. Because “Blue Steele” needs no instructions!

Alternately, Teddi sends her kids to a $35,000 pre-school where everyone rocks multiple Cartier Love bracelets at drop-off line. In the middle of Teddi describing how materialistic and shallow other moms are Lipsa whips out her compact – OVER LUNCH – and starts “fixing her face.” But they hit it off so much Teddi invites Lipsa to her riding completion that weekend – and guess who else will be going? LVP and Dorit, of course! Fun to be had by all for sure.

And actually they DID have fun. They all behaved graciously and got along – and it seemed genuine. #MorePlease. Later Dorit will f–k it all up. Only Lipsa seemed to have understood where they were actually going, though, and wore a literal cowboy get up. Dorit dressed like a sority girl at the Kentucky Derby, but it’s better than LVP’s brothel madame attire. Doesn’t she ride horses? Where? On a cloud of diamond dust that only kicks up glitter, and the horse poop is cotton candy? Lisa needs her own Trapper-Keeper collection (Y’all remember Lisa Frank, don’t you?!).

Dorit brags that she is the only fashionable one, while Rinna is the stable hand, but how did Oh Fashionable One faire in oh porta potties at the riding show? Not well. Still they had fun! In the car over, Lipsa and LVP joke about who is older. Lipsa does not believe that LVP is only 3 years her senior until LVP proffers up her license to dispel any myths that she is an extremely well-aged 70-75. The only lie on LVP’s license is her weight being 108lbs. Then in the competition Teddi rode beautifully and won.

Riding was Teddi’s sanctuary after her parent’s divorce. For 12 years she was a professional equestrian but now rides her trainer’s horses for fun. LVP is impressed and they had almost an instant bonding moment. As Teddi was describing leaving it “up to God” in competitions, it emerges that she and LVP share a love of the the Lord. I had no idea LVP was the religious type? Or maybe she’s the devil in disguise? Anyway LVP and Teddi seem to really connect.

While Teddi is galloping into LVP’s good graces, Erika is working on her memoir. Her co-author visits her clubhouse to talk about Erika’s father abandoning her. She’s seen him only THREE times in her life! At 25 Erika went to his house for Thanksgiving and he pretended she wasn’t his daughter. Yikes. No wonder Erika married Tom. She can pretend it’s not ‘daddy issues,’ and I only play a psychologist in recaps, but I mean…

Then Erika calls her mom, who tells her she has some photos of her dad which Erika can include in the book. Erika isn’t interested. This is her story and from the beginning he’s had no part in it, why start now? Agreed!

Over at Rat Poop Palace, Lipsa gets a FaceTime call from her “Friend Therapist” Kyle, who is checking in from Croatia. Lipsa is all smiles and positivity over the fun she’s had with Dorit. She thinks they really are moving forward. On the other side of town, Dorit is still stewing – literally – over their fight.

Dorit has Teddi and Edwin over for dinner and I can’t figure out what this dinner party even is or is about? It was supposed to be casual, but then she whipped out a brand new $19,000 Hermes china set and pretends to PK that they’ve just had plates that cost $900 each lying around in the basement. Dorit is self-proclaimed “very good” cook courtesy of her mother, and is doing the cooking herself, and prepares what appears to be a lentils and chick pea stew.

All fine, but other than romaine salad that is the ONLY THING SHE SERVES. Also she is all dressed up while everyone else wears jeans and insists on serving everyone individually. The whole thing was just very bizarre. Made worse by PK’s table manners of barf. And don’t even get me started on the conversation… OK, actually do.

In the car, Teddi reveals that she grabbed a bottle of wine from their house as a hostess gift, and has no idea if it’s a cheap one or not, so she googles it. It’s only a $30 bottle (which in my world is high-end luxury), so Edwin convinces her stop for something nicer. Proving that she is not of Real Housewives ilk, Teddi doesn’t have it lavishly wrapped as if she is presenting the key to eternal youth. Then horror of horrors – she arrives to dinner ON TIME and perfect hostess Dorit is barely dressed. It sets a frazzled tone for the evening.

PK wants to open the champagne Teddi brought, but Dorit already has a wine menu and insists he get champagne flutes to match the champagne or he’s not allowed. Because Dorit is a perfectionist, things have to go together just-so. Like Dorit and PK go together just-so! Over crudités they joke about making another baby “tonight” which is probably why Edwin and Teddi weren’t able to eat the cheese spread. No one wants to think about PK molding his unformed self into an approximation with a penis and mating.

But it was a good segue for Teddi to tell her harrowing story of IVF, which made her feel like she wasn’t doing her “womanly duty” to make babies. She suffers from more mom guilt because they decided to do gender selection and chose the only boy sperm, then their son was born with a closed heart valve. Teddi and Edwin in part blame themselves for trying to ‘play god.’ This dark, raw stuff is interrupted by PK making a bad joke comparing how his kid was born with a cone-head and he was similarly afflicted. I mean, ugh.

Then over dinner PK starts talking crap about Lipsa! He and Dorit dredge up all the drama from last year, and they judiciously tell Teddi that Lipsa is nice and fun next moment, and the next screaming in your face, which means she is clearly schizophrenic. Dorit is definitely not over how Lipsa maliciously tried to hurt her – even after they agreed to start over. It appears that Dorit’s bad feelings resumed after Lipsa made that birthday toast. Apparently that was a faux pas and the toast should’ve been reserved for a real friend.

While PK and his atrocious table manners literally shovel food into his mouth, he warns Teddi to “just wait” until Lipsa turns on her too. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, so apparently that’s where Dorit and Lipsa’s peace treaty stayed as well.

Teddi Is Fine With Being Frugal; Wasn’t Surprised By Erika Being Dismissive Of Her

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So far, Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave has been warned approximately one hundred and thirty two times about the evils of her cast mate, Lisa Rinna. But The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills newcomer is already growing weary of these “helpful” tips. Between Lisa Vanderpump’s hints that Rinna has more than a little dark history with her, plus PK and Dorit Kemsley’s lengthy diatribe on Rinna’s many accusations against them, Teddi has already heard enough! She is one dinner party away from going all Mommy Dearest on the next person who pulls her aside for a little chat. (No more wire warnings!!!)

Teddi jokes, “Honestly, this group should come with a warning: ‘Warning, there will be multiple warnings!'” She’s cool with Rinna thus far, and “wanted to make my own assessment. I find her to be funny and enjoyable. And after telling me her daughter used to ride, I figure I’d invite her to a horse show of mine with Lisa Vanderpump and Dorit. Hopefully she doesn’t accuse anybody of doing coke in the porta-potty.” HA!

Despite the thick tension between Rinna and Dorit, Teddi claims to have enjoyed Dorit’s birthday party – awkward moment with Erika Girardi and all! “Dorit’s birthday dinner was full of precious moments: Jagger’s entrance in his perfect white suit, Lisa Rinna’s impromptu “speech” and Edwin’s tale of his golden days as a background dancer with eyebrows thinner than his white, tight tank top. Not so precious: the moment when I awkwardly try to clear the air with Erika regarding Vegas, and she says she doesn’t remember anything— I guess that includes calling herself an —hole.”

Horses are a big part of Teddi’s life, and she jokes in her blog, “This episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is brought to you by the word ‘horses.'” Her love of horses and her faith in God are bonds Teddi believes she shares with Lisa V. She reflects, “Lisa Vanderpump’s comments on my riding are beyond sweet, and I find myself quickly bonding with her by our mutual love for horses as well as our faith in God. My family attends a wonderful church every Sunday that is open and welcoming and a true representation of Christianity. I feel like it keeps our family bond strong and gives our kids a great sense of community.”

RELATED: Dorit Kemsley Says PK Is “The Perfect Gentlemen” & “A Lot Happens In The Editing Room”

As sweet as horse riding was, Dorit’s dinner party turned sour the minute they began ragging on Rinna over Moroccan stew lovingly prepared from scratch yeah right my a$$ she cooked that give me a break. After opening up about her IVF struggles and the precarious birth of her second son, Teddi felt comfortable with her hosts. But the mood quickly shifted when the Kemsleys brought up their nemesis, the teller of all alleged coke-in-bathroom tales, blue bunny boomerang recipient, and owner of all things that must be owned – LISA RINNA!

Teddi admits, “At dinner, I am taken aback by Dorit and PK’s tales of Lisa Rinna, especially the use of the word ‘schizophrenic.’ As we saw last week, Dorit and Rinna had agreed to move past this, so I’m unsure as to why it’s being brought up, especially since they just had a nice time together at my horse show, which is basically what I say to them. ‘You wait, babe,’ PK warns me. But as you can see by now, all these warnings don’t scare me.”

Here’s the thing: Rinna simply cannot be the villain every season. It’s grown tiresome and stale. The sooner everyone realizes this, the better, and so far it seems like Teddi’s on the right track.

TELL US: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF TEDDI SO FAR? ARE ERIKA AND TEDDI GOING TO BE AT ODDS? IS THE RINNA STUFF GETTING OLD, OR DOES SHE DESERVE IT?

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A lot of your favorite reality TV stars shared some intriguing snapshots in time for this week’s Instagram Roundup. Some of the stars were still on vacation following the winter holidays. Others got back to their “normal” lives which could be considered a luxurious vacation for most of us normal folk- which of course made for some jealousy-inducing Instagram posts.

Giuliana Rancic shared a selfie from her vacation. Rachel Zoe posted a make out with her husband Rodger Berman during a ski trip. I wonder who got stuck taking that photo.

Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham explored the tourist destinations in Hong Kong with her daughter Sophia Abraham and shared photos from their flight.

Camille Grammer posted a photo from Hawaii with her new fiancé David C. Meyer– which obviously gave me flashbacks to the iconic Real Housewives of Beverly Hills argument about Camille going to Hawaii for spring break without her (then) husband during Season 1 of the show. New York Housewife Tinsley Mortimer showed off a photo from her “island hopping.” Sofia Richie made her Instagram debut on Scott Disick’s account, with a shot on board of a private plane.

Back at home, Vanderpump Rules cast member James Kennedy and girlfriend Raquel Leviss turned up at SUR, of course. Orange County Housewife Meghan Edmonds shared a super adorable photo of her husband Jim Edmonds on crutches playing with their daughter Aspen. Southern Charm star Cameran Eubanks took her newborn daughter Palmer outside to enjoy her first snow day. Real Housewives of New York City alums Jill Zarin and Kelly Bensimon spent some time together.

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills alum Yolanda Hadid announced her split from ex-husband David Foster in December 2015- on the same day of that year’s season premiere. What a coincidence with that timing! She left the show at the end of that season and she has been focused on conquering Lyme Disease and supporting her supermodel offspring.

Now, Yolanda is back in the dating game and opening up about the new man her life- without sharing anything super specific, of course.

In an interview with Entertainment Tonight, the former RHOBH cast member shared, “It’s such an exciting time in my life, being finally healthy and ready to move on to the next chapter.” Why is it so exciting? Yolanda revealed, “I am so in love right now.”

It’s pretty surprising that Yolanda just came out with that revelation. Then again, she does have that show about models and their moms to promote. She knows exactly what to say so she can grab those headlines.

Yolanda continued, “I’m very blessed to have found a beautiful love.” She added, “I’m excited and it’s all good. I’m off the market.” The reality star also confirmed that her new boyfriend isn’t a celebrity and that he is is a businessman.

Yolanda said, He’s a very private person.” She also admitted, “I think that after having such public fiasco in my last relationship, I think that I’m going to try to keep this private for as long as I can and enjoy it.” Then why mention it while promoting a reality TV show? Oh right: to promote that reality TV show.

RELATED: Brandi Glanville Is Upset With Yolanda Hadid After Reading Her Book

TELL US- DO YOU MISS SEEING YOLANDA ON REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS?

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In last week’s Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills, we learned that Dorit Kemsley has Hermes dinnerware, can cook a mean Moroccan stew, and is definitely not over her beef with Lisa Rinna. Despite having called a truce atop a ferris wheel in Las Vegas, Dorit and Paul (PK) Kemsley’s resentment toward Rinna for accusing their party guests of “doing coke in the bathroom” is not yesterday’s news.

First, Dorit reflects on the strange moments that occurred at her Villa Blanca birthday party, including her son Jagger pointing out the “bad guys” at the table – and Rinna giving an impromptu speech! “Jagger calling Erika [Girardi] and Lisa [Vanderpump] ‘bad guys’ was nothing short of an innocent 3-year-old expressing himself through his imagination, as he was in a phase where he loved superheroes and bad guys. On another note, can we talk about Lisa R standing up and giving a speech at my birthday party? For a second, I felt like I was in the Twilight Zone, but after all I’m grateful that we’re in a more peaceful place now.”

Dorit says she was excited to see Teddi Jo Mellencamp Arroyave ride horses, even if she was ridiculously overdressed for the occasion. She jokes, “When Teddi invited us to her horse competition in San Diego, I couldn’t wait to see her ride and, of course, to take advantage of a fierce Kentucky Derby fashion moment. As soon as we stepped on the dirt, though, I knew Lisa R was right to roll up wearing jeans and cowboy boots. I had no idea a ‘VIP area’ meant we’d be sitting on a picnic table with a blanket thrown over it! Oh well. I still love a chance to dress up.”

Even though she was given some major viewer side eye for allegedly cooking at her own dinner party, Dorit claims that she loves to cook – and has the video evidence to prove it! She explains in her blog, “I love to cook! I grew up watching my mom express her love through food, and I followed in her footsteps. I’m very particular about my table settings, and I believe no dinner party is complete without a divine dinnerware set, like the one I splurged on!”

RELATED: Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave Doesn’t Need Anyone Else To “Warn” Her About Lisa Rinna

“I wanted to have a one-on-one dinner with Teddi and Edwin because I’m excited for PK and I to get to know them better,” continues Dorit. “From what I’ve heard Teddi say about her childhood, she’s very humble and down to earth, and those are rare qualities to come by in this town.” Yes, rare indeed. Also rare: British accents on a girls from Connecticut. #JustAThought

But Teddi and Edwin had no idea that Dorit and PK were going to unleash a litany of complaints and accusations against Rinna, who they are obviously still upset with. Dorit justifies their behavior, “Over dinner, I felt comfortable opening up to Teddi about my tribulations with Lisa R. Teddi was clueless as to what transpired between us, and I was merely explaining why I feel I should be cautious as Lisa R and I enter this new phase of our relationship. Still, I’m going into it with an open mind and an optimistic outlook.”

Well, optimistic or not, Teddi doesn’t seem like the type of gal to soldier up just because a scorned Housewife tells her to. Dorit better slow her roll with that one.

Tonight on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: “Lisa Rinna and Erika fly to Tokyo to support Amelia and Delilah‘s latest modeling gig; Dorit agrees to model for Lisa Vanderpump’s magazine; and when the power goes out at Kyle‘s dinner party, the darkness brings out the worst in one housewife.”

TELL US: WERE DORIT AND PK OUT OF LINE AT THEIR DINNER PARTY? CAN DORIT LET THE RINNA STUFF GO?

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There are so many things you don’t want to learn from a Real Housewife. The list honestly is endless, however, I never thought I’d have to add “blow job tips” to that already overwhelming list. Apparently I do, and it falls right under “money management” and above “drinking habits.” As always: Thanks Lisa Rinna! So that’s just a preview of last night’s raunchy, ribald, and Do-RITNOWSHUTYOURMOUTH’s Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills.

And just when I was starting to like Dorit Kemsley… it turns out SHE’S the bad guy!

While most of these women are stuck in California with construction, heat waves, and the crushing woes of work, Lipsa and Erika Girardi are headed to Japan where apparently The Daughters Rinna are big-time celebrities. I’m pretty sure Lipsa hired paparazzi and a roving pack of obsessed fans to follow Delilah and Amelia around, but there was a huge crowd to greet them at the airport and an impromptu red carpet, as Lipsa stood idly by babysitting 300 pieces of luggage and being ignored.

While pondering her sad state of affairs Lipsa turned to her pimpmomager goddess for direction and asked “WWKJD?” KJ being Kris Jenner, who is now Lipsa’s omnipresent guide to the greater good of steering children to stardom at any cost. Considering that Lipsa’s sex book “Rinnovation” is providing so many vital sex tips to her progeny it seems like she’s well on her way… Kris Jenner would probably also start hawking WWKJD bracelets. Really fancy diamond and platinum ones. With inspirational messages on the underside like a fortune cookie of her wisdom.

I interrupt this recap with a warning: I’m gonna be mentioning Lipsa’s sex book like every other sentence because I cannot get over its existence. If anyone has read/seen this, please contact me, because we need to talk. I just can’t stomach buying a copy – cause no, I’d rather waste my money on Depends – but I MAY see if there’s a copy at my library in the trash.

Guess what – ain’t nobody got interest in Erika Jayne in Tokyo either, cause Toky-no, you’re not famous, Erika! She made the best of it with aplomb, though, to really show-out with her glam squad. Ugh – I’m tired of ‘Erika Jayne Empire’ – it’s like a less excited version of Drag Race and I just don’t buy it. Why does some random woman with a half-baked music career need so much attention? Can’t she leave the house without a production?

In Cali, Lisa Vanderpump hosts lunch for Dorit, Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave, and Kyle Richards. Just like everyone else who dares cross the swan-covered bridge to Villa Rosa, Teddi is in awe and transported to the world of LOZ where munchkin ponies and mini Poms in mini costumes roam freely, basking in the splendor of their secret paradise. Teddi calls it a “zoo castle” which is pretty much right. Teddi also jokes that she’s jealous, LVP suggests she move in and take her turn sleeping with Ken. Teddi may not be about being LVP’s sister wife, but she’s the only one!

You know, I like Teddi so far. She’s funny and wry, and I like that both she and Edwin are incredibly normal but fun. How much do we want to bet that by the end of the season I’ll be singing a different AutoTune?

Lunch is some sort of weird mash-mash of testiness between Kyle and LVP about the bounds of friendship, and who can’t take jabs. Was Kyle trying to give Teddi an advance warning that there are no friends Pom-Pom Palace; only useful clods and used exes?

Of course Dorit also kept complaining about Lipsa – ostensibly to also warn Teddi. Again. Teddi is starting to wonder who the real Dr. Jekyl and Mrs. Hyde is, because one minute Dorit is fun and easy-going; the next she’s a one-woman Lisa Rinna hating show. Poor Teddi, once again, she’s trapped in the middle of elderly problems, and left trying to botox her way out.

Luckily she’s tough! Like Teddi and Edwin spend their Saturday running up the side of a mountain in blinding heat – Edwin while pushing a DOUBLE STROLLER! This is their version of “fun.” I have a feeling if Dorit knew this, she’d immediately abandon the friendship because Dorit can’t even stand to be mildly uncomfortable for 15 seconds.

For instance, LVP has just been tapped to be editor-in-chief of Beverly Hills Lifestyles Magazine, since she is living that fabulous lifestyle $25,000 editrix glasses at a time, and decides to do a photospread featuring a new jewelry line she c0-designed with the magazine’s fashion editor. Since Dorit’s boobs are what passes for “beautiful décolletage” in Beverly Hills, Lisa asks if Dorit would model. Initially it was supposed to just be her hands and body-parts, but at the last minute the concept changed include Dorit’s face in the photos.

Dorit was furious that she didn’t have time to book HER hair and makeup people, and had to use the magazine’s. She whines and complains incessantly that she doesn’t look right, and blames Lisa for not allowing her to “be prepared.” Because of this, on principal, Dorit hates every photo. Lisa doesn’t understand because Cate Blanchett was fine with this same makeup team when she shot for the magazine! Yeah, Dorit – shut it. Plus it’s about the jewelry; not you!

Lipsa is still playing Mrs. Mom in Japan as the girls do a store appearance, disappear into the night for sushi, then reappear the next day to shoot Vogue Taiwan. Lisa, presciently, admits that’s she’s very aware her daughters’ careers were launched on name recognition and an ‘of the moment’ fascination with the “children of famous people” – a road paved by the Kardashians and Hadids. Lisa insists her girls got in the door with the name “Hamlin,” but will have to hustle, hustle, hustle like the Rinnas they are in spirit. Also – how much does Delilah look like a young Lisa?! They could be twins.

Lisa naturally worries that she’s raised savvy, self-confident girls who know when to get out of a bad situation and will trust their instincts, especially around men. She does not worry whether or not she taught them how to give head – she knows she did that because as Delilah oh-so charmingly reveals over dinner she has read her mother’s sex tip book. OK first of all there really is nothing Lisa Rinna won’t do for money – especially anything that’s about too much lip; and secondly, no wonder Harry Hamlin has turned to pies for solace. OMG – I am scarred for life after Lipsa’s story hour.

In addition to that craziness Erika dresses up like an anime geisha in some sort of cartoon sexbot costume to visit a real geisha restaurant for traditional Japanese lunch. She wears these over-the-knee f–k me boots, and then immediately has to remove them inside the restaurant. Also lunch is just as gross and creepy as hearing Lipsa give blow job instructions – it’s all baby fish fried whole, octopus balls, and many other things found in the Little Mermaid’s kingdom, but it gives Lipsa and Erika time to talk, and they have a nice friendship. Which I enjoy.

Apparently Lipsa has had revelations: One being that you shouldn’t write sex tip books as a parent, and the other being acceptance that Dorit will never apologize for calling her a schizophrenic Xanax addict, and she has to move on. They had their talk, Lipsa’s made her peace, and this new NICE Lisa Rinna is done with it.

Back in Beverly Hills Dorit has not reached that same ascension of acceptance. Instead she’s reached a higher plane through tequila.

Despite the fact that her house is undergoing renovations and has only half a floor with a toilet in the living room, which means the guests have to use the “not cute” bathroom, Kyle is still throwing a dinner party! Then whining that her OCD can’t handle it. Um, if you had OCD you wouldn’t have gone on vaycay with your house in tatters then come home to have a party with your mom’s urn mixed in with the cocktail pitchers.

The icing on the collapsing cake: while Kyle’s in her closet the power goes out! Like minutes before people are supposed to arrive. And, of course, the first person to arrive is Dorit who strolls through the door with a litany of complaints and then, when she realizes there’s no light or air condition, decides her doppelgänger must come out to survive this party. UGH Dorit is awful.

I was thinking the power outage was kind of fun. First of all no one would be able to see the chaos of Kyle’s un-done home, and secondly it’s a make the best of it 0ff-kilter situation that evokes casual chaos where people let their guards down and stop the pretenses. Everyone but Dorit was embracing it and seemed in a good spirits. I felt the party had a relaxed, unexpectedly fun vibe with lots of jokes which weren’t mean-spirited. Like someone asking if Mauricio paid the electric bill. Or LVP randomly bringing a candle as a hostess gift (maybe SHE caused the power outage on purpose since she’s to blame for everything that goes wrong on RHOBH!?)

Teddi and Edwin barely even knew anyone, and Edwin hadn’t even met Kyle or Mauricio, yet they were rolling with it and having fun. But not Dorit. Nope. Not Dorit. No wonder she has nannies because this girl cannot cope with anything beyond her control and parenthood is just that. Like just when you think you know what they’re doing; they’re reading your sex book!

But Dorit was dressed like a Poison groupie with her Brett Michaels Do-Rag so apparently she decided to party like a rockstar too! After way too many tequila shots and glasses of wine, she went on a tear of nonsense and for some odd reason Camille Grammer bore the brunt of it. Well, hey, at least Camille was finally forced to open her mouth on one of these episodes!

Poor Camille – she brought her boyfriend David and was introducing him to the group for the first time. And he seems lovely. All was going well until a drunken Dorit roared that they might have another baby and Camille should be the “godfather” Camille pointed out that she doesn’t have a penis and balls, but Dorit decided to remedy that by creating a strap-on called “The Camille”. Actually I’d call it the gRAM-‘er and shove it into Dorit’s tequila-infested mouth. She needed to make like Lisa Rinna and shut it, but instead she must’ve read Lipsa’s book for some sex tips and her mouth runneth over just like her cups.

As if that wasn’t bad enough for some unintelligible reason in the middle of dinner Dorit screamed “Camille is a stupid c-u-n-t.” And that was it. Mauricio even told her to hush. How mortifying! With that, Camille’s patience ran out, and her pernicious side, long lay buried in a diamond coffin inside her soul, was about to awaken. This beast has no such qualms about ripping open a person’s social insecurities (or was it inadequacies?), and while Dorit was reading Rinnovation, Camille is thumbing through her trusty copy of ‘The Art Of War.’ Oh I relish the return of Season 1 Camille, Viking of Malibu Tennis Courts!

Very interested to see how this shakes out…

Teddi Is Tired Of Dorit “Warning” Her About Lisa Rinna; She’s Heard Enough & Can Make Her Own Decisions!

TELL US – DID DORIT GO TOO FAR OR IS CAMILLE OVER-SENSITIVE? HAVE YOU READ ‘RINNOVATION’?

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You guys – I have a exciting announcement! We are being visited by a ghost from Housewives past – Season 1 Camille Grammer has returned to Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills! YES! YES! YES! Can there be a dinner party on this show without it going to hell? Thankfully not!

And to whom do we owe the honor of dragging Camille from her peaceful slumber? Why Dorit Kemsley, of course. I never condone a lady calling another lady a c-u-next-Tuesday, but I must thank Dorit for waking the pernicious inside Camille!

Camille is not being nearly so gracious about Dorit’s unfortunate behavior. Nor should she be. In her blog, Camille unfavorably contrasts Dorit to Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave and reveals her disgust over Dorit’s drunken shenanigans at Kyle Richards‘ dinner. I feel like Dorit is giving me whiffs of Taylor Armstrong. Am I sipping on her delusion-juice? Anyway, let’s break down the immortal, imperative, and timeless words of our Lady Camille Of Malibu Heights Awesomeness.

Labeling her “Madame Dorit Kemsely, the Duches of her own universe who shocked me by her behavior at Kyle’s dinner party,” Camille observes, “To drink or not to drink, Dorit—that could be your conundrum.”

Calling Teddi a “great addition” to the cast, Camille adds, “She is the real deal, quite opposite to Madame Dorit Kemsley, the Duchess of her own universe who shocked me by her behavior at Kyle’s dinner party.”

As you recall, Dorit also acted up last season when Camille had her to lunch! That was one of their few interactions… “I have not had the opportunity to get to know Dorit, nor do I want to after Kyle’s dinner party,” Camille explains. “Since we have had limited interaction, I was shocked when she shouted out, ‘Camille, you stupid c—!’ Really, Dorit?! Are you kidding me?! Who at the table lit the fuse on her tampon?” Um, I would say Camille’s bank account balance and equally lovely boyfriend sparked it!

Speaking of, Camille was already “nervous” to introduce David to the ladies “because you never know what might happen.” Well, her Allison DuBois-style premonition came true and the worst occurred! “He had just finished meeting the group when Dorit starts with the outrageous and inappropriate comments. Why would PK and Dorit ask me to be the godfather if they were to have another child. Bizarre request even if it was a joke. Then she shouted Camille you…blah blah blah. I don’t know why or what prompted her to say this. I barely know her, and I was at a loss for words, so I choose to take the high road and not respond.”

“I also didn’t want to make David feel any more uncomfortable at that very moment,” continues Camille. “This is the exact reason why I was apprehensive to bring David around this group. Ouch! Was her comment meant to be rude, controversial, or stupid?”

“I enjoy my time with Kyle and Lisa V, but I’m not so sure about their new best friend,” Camille concludes. “So, where do we go from here? We’ll see.”

Well if I were Dorit, since she is so fond of jokey little gifts following awkward, insensitive situations (ala pantygate), I’d apologize to Camille with one of Erika’s “cunty” necklaces. She can probably find one on Etsy – I’m sure it will go over smashingly and fit right in with Camille’s aesthetic!

Also, Dorit’s behavior last night – the outrageous drunken nonsense and screeching – it’s kinda making me revisit why Erika was so disgusted with the last years insinuations that PK could see up her skirt. Just me?

TELL US – WHY DO YOU THINK DORIT CAME AFTER CAMILLE?

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Lisa Vanderpump pulled double duty last night on Watch What Happens Live. She had dirt to dish on both Vanderpump Rules and Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

Even though RHOBH has been severely boring lacking this season, Lisa managed to take some digs at Lisa Rinna (of course). She even came down on her girl Dorit Kemsley for her drunken dinner outburst. Lisa also shared her opinions on the Vanderpump Rules relationships.

When Andy Cohen mentioned Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave’s disdain for Dorit’s constant trash talking, Lisa hinted, “Well it doesn’t get any better from here on in, just giving you a heads up.” Thank god. This season has been so boring. Some tension is much needed.

After emphasizing that she is close friends with Dorit, Lisa did admit that she wasn’t happy with her behavior during the last episode. Lisa said, “She got a little bit complicated and she had a bit of a diva moment earlier on in the show over the magazine situation.”

And of course she took a dig at Rinna when Andy brought up the scene with Rinna’s daughters “learning how to give head” from their mother’s book. Lisa shared her prepared line said, “She write a book on how to lay a man. I write a book on how to lay a table. The only thing we have in common is our name.” Damn.

Andy talked about Rinna’s (amazing) Instagram story reactions to the first few seasons of RHOBH. He told Vanderpump, “It was very fascinating seeing her watch the first few seasons.” Lisa didn’t hesitated to add, “The first few seasons that she auditioned for and didn’t get the part. Just saying.” Ouch. Is that even true?

Vanderpump insisted that she didn’t actually watch Rinna’s videos. She shared, “Well, I heard about it through on of my very close cast member friends.” Cough cough Dorit. Or at least that’s who I assume.

Andy couldn’t resist stirring shit up so he told Vanderpump that Rinna, “also thought you seemed much more light and airy in the early seasons.” Lisa said that was “until I meet Lisa Rinna.” Didn’t Vanderpump bring Rinna onto the show in the first place? Weren’t they friends before this? Or maybe I need to take a look back at my Housewives history notes.

Getting back to Dorit’s drunkenness at dinner, Andy asked, “She was over served, right?” Lisa said, “Yes, but that’s not an excuse. She wasn’t over served at the magazine shoot. Come on. Sometimes you’ve got to own your poop.” Aw look at her: channeling Rinna with that “own it” line.

When asked about the Vanderpump Rules drama, Lisa said, “The whole cast is cheating.” The biggest story of the season (so far) is that Jax Taylor cheated on Brittany Cartwright with Faith Stowers. Lisa said, “She’s such a lovely girl and she always looks for the best in him. I think the love she has for him supersedes the sense.” She also mentioned that she heard that recording.

Lisa reflected on her reaction to Tom Schwartz making out with another woman after he got married to Katie Maloney. She confessed, “Maybe I did overreact because it’s not my place to, but because I officiated the wedding and I invested in the relationship I felt like he kind of cheated on me too.”

Andy asked Lisa about Tom Sandoval and Ariana Madix admitting to the lack of sex in their relationship. Lisa admitted, “That to me was shocking. When I saw the footage of her talking, I had no inkling of that. She said in the first part of their relationship they were pretty good together, so I don’t know where that came from.”

Andy pointed out that Kristen Doute and her boyfriend Brian Carter “seem great,” but Lisa refused to give Kristen a compliment. She told him, “But come on, it’s Kristen.” How mature, Lisa.

After a commercial break, Andy randomly asked, “Are you guys still thinking about cloning Giggy [Vanderpump]?” Um, what? Lisa admitted, “Ken [Todd] is. They wanted fifty thousand dollars. I’m like, are you kidding me, you know what we could do with fifty thousand dollars at the rescue center? That’s on hold for a little bit.” Are Ken and Lisa on a budget these days?

A caller asked Lisa, “When you said ‘scratch the puss,’ were you talking shade about Erika Jayne?” Surprisingly enough, Lisa admitted, just a little bit. She added, “Scratch the puss, pat the puss. You’ve got to have a little bit of a laugh. Erika can take it and I like that about her.”

A viewer wanted to know if Lisa thought, “Faith purposely wanted to hurt Brittany when she made those recordings?” Lisa cracked a joke: “I think Jax got confused because I kept saying, ‘Have faith in yourself. I didn’t say have yourself in Faith.’ He got a little bit confused there.” Getting to the actual question, she added, “Yeah, I do think that she wanted to be the center of his world, so to speak, and she was kind of chasing him. You don’t go to bed with somebody and have a recording device next to you unless you have an ulterior motive.” Clearly.

Just for good measure, she pointed out that Dorit was “wildly inappropriate” when she was asked about that dinner again. What’s with all the same questions? Lisa is friends with Dorit. Lisa thought Dorit was out of line. Why ask her about it eight times during this episode?

A caller asked Lisa about Yolanda Hadid and she revealed, “I haven’t seen her and she didn’t respond, honestly. I think she’s in New York. I’ve seen the children a little bit when they’ve been in town. I’m very close with Mohamed [Hadid].” Well obviously. Yolanda and Lisa were never close… and I’m not even going to mention the “M” word, but you all know what I’m referring to. There’s no way that Yolanda is responding to a message from Lisa. She is leaving those messages on “read,” for sure.

Lisa explained her soft spot for Vanderpump Rules cast member Lala Kent: “Lala acts all gangster and she’s tough, but she’s not. The more you get to know Lala, the more you like her. She’s a great, fun girl to be around. Even on the show, she brings a different flavor. When she’s working at SUR, people love her. She’s a fabulous girl really.”

RELATED: Lisa Rinna Accuses Lisa Vanderpump Of Starting All The Drama On Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills

TELL US – WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT LISA VANDERPUMP’S DIGS AT LISA RINNA? ABOUT DORIT’S BEHAVIOR AT DINNER? DO YOU PREFER WATCHING LISA ON VANDERPUMP RULES OR RHOBH? WHICH PUMP RULES COUPLE WILL GO THE DISTANCE?

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At this point in the season, watching Real Housewives of Beverly Hills feels like Groundhog Day. The same thing happens every single episode: Dorit Kemsley acts like she wants to move forward, but in reality she is either talking about Lisa Rinna or looking for another excuse to mention her name. The viewers are ready for some new drama to occur instead of rehashing all of the nonsense from previous seasons.

The newest Housewife Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave doesn’t understand why Rinna’s name is always in Dorit’s mouth. Personally, I think it’s annoying and desperate to mention Rinna in every single scene. On the other hand, I’m impressed that Dorit has managed to talk shit about Rinna in all of the episodes this season in between showing off her glam squad, acting like she hasn’t seen her children in years every time they walk into the room, and trying to convince the audience that she can cook. That just sounds so tired to me.

And that’s exactly how I feel watching this show every Tuesday night: tired. Something actually needs to happen and it needs to go down as soon as possible. I’m not here for another season of Real Housewives of Boring Hills.

In a post on her Bravo blog, Teddi joked, “During lunch, we again talk about everybody’s favorite subject: horses.” I would be wasted if I took a sip of drink every time these women mentioned horses in an episode. I don’t watch the show for that. If I wanted to hear about horses, I would tune into Animal Planet.

Teddi continued, “Just kidding, it’s Lisa Rinna! I get the history here, but man, where is Idina Menzel when you need her. At this point I’m starting to get the niggling feeling that Dorit is never going to let it go.”

Thank you, Teddi. Dorit really does need to “let it go.” I’m all for her feuding with Lisa Rinna, but if she could just find something else to be mad about that would be great. I just need some new material to sustain me.

Teddi wrote, “I like her but damn if the smack talking doesn’t become exhausting. Apparently it’s boring that I’m okay with everybody at this point, but I think I’d rather be boring than talking just to hear myself talk.” If that’s the case, then she might be on the wrong show. These women love to hear themselves talk.

She teased, “In the end, am I foreshadowing when I declare that I’m sure one of these women will turn on me soon enough? I think I was kidding, but isn’t there always some truth to every joke.” Let’s hope so. We need something to liven up this season.

Dorit did her best to bring the excitement when she got shit faced at dinner, but instead I got vicarious embarrassment watching her pick on Camille Grammer in front of her man David C. Meyer.

Teddi wrote, “Camille is a brave one for bringing her boyfriend, David, to meet us all at once. He is very sweet—and patient as one can be when Dorit screams that Camille is a fucking c— (never thought I’d be typing those words). It’s a lot to digest when Dorit gets like this, and you can see me actually choke on my sea bass.”

It just made no sense. Did they cut out some pivotal moments in the editing room or was Dorit just shouting insults out of nowhere? Either way, it’s safe to assume that most people are on Camille’s side when it comes to this situation.

Teddi concluded with, “Until next week, I’ll be reading Rinnavation! You’re welcome, Edwin [Arroyave].” Seriously I bet the sales of that book have skyrocketed ever since Rinna’s own daughter said she “learned how to give head” by reading her mother’s book.

RELATED: Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave Doesn’t Need Anyone Else To “Warn Her” About Lisa Rinna

TELL US- IS TEDDI A GOOD ADDITION TO REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS? DOES DORIT NEED TO LET GO OF HER BEEF WITH LISA RINNA?

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Unfortunately, Kyle Richards‘ home was burglarized. There are some people who don’t feel too sad for her because she is a Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cast member and just assumed that she could replace whatever was stolen. Just because someone has it worse, it doesn’t mean that your problems aren’t bad.

Obviously, Kyle is in a way better financial position than most of us normal folks, but she also lost some sentimental things as well. Kyle opened up about the burglary in a recent interview.

Kyle told Bravo’s The Daily Dish that “everything” was stolen. Aside from material goods, Kyle’s passport was taken. What if someone tries to steal her identity?

Kyle shared, “I keep telling myself, these are just things, they are. But it still really hurts a lot. My mom left me things she had collected her whole life, passed those onto me, and I wanted to pass those things on to my four daughters. And every time I buy something or I’ve been given something, I think, ‘Well, these are gonna be for my daughters one day.’ Really, every gift I’ve ever been given, everything my mother left me, everything that I worked my butt off to buy for myself, all of it has been taken.”

Of course Kyle can replace some of the things that were stolen, but she explained why she’s not comfortable doing so. She shared, “I’m looking at things differently in this moment. I don’t know how I’m gonna feel in six months or a year. I really don’t know. But the thought of going out and spending a lot of money on a handbag or something like that now just is something that’s not appealing to me because now I have this negative connotation with it. So I don’t know. I don’t know what I’m gonna do moving forward.”

She also justified her decision to continue the family vacation in Aspen instead of heading home to California: “The last place I wanted to be was home at that moment. So I decided to stay in Aspen with my family and try to focus on the fact that we have each other and we’re happy and healthy and enjoy our vacation together because there was nothing I could do at home in L.A. The detectives had handled everything. And everything was gone.

Kyle shared a lesson that she learned: “So I think that in moving forward, I don’t know if I’ll be sharing on social media like I do now, ‘Oh, I’m going here, I’m going there.’ It changes how you think about everything.” She could just post her vacation photos after the fact. Just because it’s called Instagram, that doesn’t mean that she needs to share updates as they happen.

RELATED: No Suspects In Kyle Richards Mansion Robbery; Mauricio Umansky Speaks Out

TELL US – WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT KYLE’S RESPONSE TO THE BURGLARY?

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Former Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Yolanda Hadid had an eventful Thursday night! Not only did her new show “Making a Model” debut last night, but it also happened to be her birthday! Sidenote: It was also her former co-star Kyle Richards‘ birthday, too.

Yolanda celebrated in New York City along with her daughters, Gigi and Bella. No word if her new secret beau was at the party. We have photos of the festivities in our gallery below.

Gigi and Bella both shared throwback photos of their mom on Instagram, wishing her a happy birthday. See those below.

Did you watch Yolanda‘s new show last night? What did you think of the premiere? More importantly, do you think anyone actually ate the cake?

I’ve had the greatest role model since day 1. @yolanda.hadid – your beauty is only outweighed by your compassion, ability to help others, and your endless talents. I feel so lucky that I got such a bad-ass, independent, smart, and creative human to call my super-mom ! Thank you for everything, always. You deserve all the great health, happiness, and light in the world ! I love you my Mamma, happiest birthday 🦋

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My sweet Mommy @yolanda.hadid Butterfly Angel Birthday queen

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There has been a lot going on with all of your favorite (and least favorite) reality stars this week, which means that Instagram was full of new photos. Jax Taylor got support from his Vanderpump Rules costars (past and present love interests) Stassi Schroeder, Kristen Doute, and Brittany Cartwright in Michigan at a “Celebration of Life” event to honor his father who recently passed away. Meanwhile Scheana Marie cozied up to (yet another) one of Brandi Glanville’s exes- Gerard Butler- and posed for a selfie with him, of course. She even claims that he was the one who insisted on taking the photo.

Real Housewives of New Jersey star Teresa Giudice celebrated her oldest daughter Gia Giudice’s birthday with the rest of her family. Gia’s aunt Melissa Gorga also shared a photo with a sweet caption in honor of the big day. Margaret Josephs and her man Joe Benigno (the THIRD RHONJ husband named Joe) enjoyed a date night with friends. RHONJ alum Dina Manzo shared a selfie with her daughter Lexi.

Million Dollar Listing star Fredrik Eklund and husband Derek Kaplan celebrated the baptism of their newborn twins. Josh Flagg and his husband Bobby Boyd went out to dinner in honor of their anniversary.

Southern Charm cast member Thomas Ravenel posted two interesting photos this week. He shared that Baker Manning from Below Deck  is actually his step-niece in the caption for a photo from a family gathering. The father of two also hung out with Siesta Key star Alex Kompothecras.

Exes Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick took the opposite route with their Instagram locations. Kourtney shared a photo of herself all bundled up while she played around on skis. Scott spent some quality time with their oldest son Mason at the beach.

Check out all of those photos in the gallery below for this week’s edition of Instagram Roundup!

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Dorit Kemsley is trying to move on up in the real estate world. Or down…to the Valley? The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills star has been trying to sell her enormous, freshly-renovated mansion but there have been no takers so they just dropped the price.

After six months on the market for $12.75 million, Dorit and PK have done a $1.8 million price reduction and are now asking $10.95. I’d say Dorit should use Mauricio as her listing agent, but she already is…. 

Dorit and PK are still residing in the home throughout the selling process – apparently a rarity for the rich – and PK told Page Six the drastic price drop was “to get it sold.” Quickly!

“We are very keen to move. We want a less vertical house with more of a back yard,” PK explained. “The kids are running around everywhere and we have a lot of stairs, so we want to swap stairs for grass!” Remember that driveway when they had the party and even the catering van couldn’t handle the incline – a big no, no for inviting A-Listers to dinner!

The Kemsley’s haven’t found a new place yet, because PK says Dorit’s eyes are bigger than their bank account. “We haven’t looked yet as I don’t want Dorit to fall in love with another house and then me say, ‘Sorry, love, we need to sell ours first.'”

Well, tonight is a new episode of RHOBH. Have any of you good pupils read Rinnovation yet?! A lifetime of advice awaits you!

Anyways, on tonight’s episode Kyle Richards struggles because her sisters still are not accepting that she produced a sitcom about her family. Dorit decides to go back to work with the relaunch of her swimwear collection, but it causes all sorts of hiccups in her personal life – like she accidentally stands Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave up for drinks!

Erika Girardi and Lisa Rinna return from Tokyo and Erika receives bad news about Tom. Meanwhile Lipsa learns some very interesting facts about Lisa Vanderpump! Finally Lisa and Kyle have a chat with Dorit about her behavior at last week’s dinner party!

Join us in the comments to discuss the episode, and make sure to check out our recap tomorrow morning!

Kyle Richards Discusses Home Burglary & Reveals They Lost More Than Material Goods.

TELL US – DO YOU THINK DORIT AND PK WILL GET THEIR HOUSE SOLD?

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