Tonight Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills returns with an epic auto-tune moment: The Erika Jayne concert. Featuring jazz and musical legends, a gospel choir, and a full band. Oh… haha… oops – that was the Boy George concert!

At Erika’s concert a technical malfunctions ensure that people have to listen to her actual voice, not the stylized version, but at least the mic failed and the audience can just watch the glittering electric light display of gyrating sequins dry humping air instead. 

It’s unfortunate because Lisa Rinna went all out to get the girls to see Erika’s perform – even going so far as to throw on a clip-on ponytail. I’m sure they’re all so disappointed – especially since they’ve seen this all about 100 times before!

RELATED: Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Star Erika Jayne Talks About Having Two Personas – And One Husband Who Doesn’t Appear On Screen Very Often!

Lisa Vanderpump finally unveils her kitchen model, but since she’s not speaking to any of her friends the only people around to marvel at this pink and white splendor is DOCTOR John Sessa (Barf). At least Camille Grammer finally comes to pay court. Camille visits Villa Rosa to beg Lisa to attend her wedding, and promises she’ll keep the wolves on the other side of the bar to avoid any confrontations. Will Lisa RSVP yes, or no?!

RELATED: Catch Up On Last Week’s Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Recap: Lions, & Tigers, & Housewives… Oh My!

Denise Richards suffers mom guilt that she’s going out of town for an acting gig and missing Sammi’s first big high school dance. Denise is so normal and amazing.

Other than that, I’m sure Kyle Richards and Dorit Kemsley will continue crying about LVP, and that Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave has joined some sort of Reddit conspiracy thread about master manipulators.

Watch Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills tonight at 9 PM on Bravo. Comment throughout the episode on this post. Tweet us with your thoughts. Follow us on Instagram. Like our page on Facebook. Check our site tomorrow for our Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills recap.

TELL US – DO YOU THINK LVP SHOULD GET OVER HER ISSUES WITH THE LADIES AND ATTEND CAMILLE’S WEDDING?

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Last night the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills paid homage to the great legend herself, Erika Jayne, but the true legend they ought to be bowing to is Camille Grammer, returneth to us in her splendorous season 1 form.

Now that Lisa Vanderpump has removed herself from the scene, what is Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave supposed to do but focus all her obsessive energies onto exposing the truth about Camille? Camille, as we know will rise to that occasion, rather flightily and airily, but with needle-prick jabs that hit all the right pressure points. Like acupuncture for your insecurities. 

Teddi is frustrated by what happened with Camille during the camping trip, while Kyle Richards is relieved that for all eternity she has the vision of Camille, her manicured hands forming into little lobster claws, as she explains stimulating the prostate of her ex-boyfriend to bring about an orgasm. That is viagra for the shady and unconfident Housewive’s soul. Also, if this does not prove how dirty Camille will get in a fight, I don’t know what will. Kyle knows this, though, and will do whatever it takes to say on Camille’s good-side – even wear a navy blue cap- sleeved sheath in her BEACH WEDDING!

RELATED: Catch Up On Last Week’s Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Recap: Lions, & Tigers, & Housewives… Oh My!

Of course, Kyle is also needlessly competitive so she can’t let Camille be the only kinky one! She can be kinky too! Just watch her dryhump Mauricio in front of her friends at Erika’s concert, while PK and Edwin sit on either side of them on the sofa, awkward and uncomfortably, like their worst middle school nightmare. God Kyle. UGH.

Actually for Edwin that, and the Erika dance moves he practices in the garage when no one is looking, is probably was the closest he’s ever come to so-called kinky sex! Edwin and Teddi f–k to Miley Cyrus’s “Party In The USA” and  Edwin fell asleep before the song was even over. Lisa Rinna‘s proclivities run more towards dated 90’s anthems banned from all my school dances. We’re talking Ginuwine “My pony. ” Which, of course.

LVP probably sexes up Ken to Julie Andrews singing “My Favorite Things,” or Doris Day crooning “Pillow Talk.”

Anyway, Camille, the tickler, will do what it takes to get the job done. And not even Lipsa will go that far!

While Teddi, Kyle, and Lipsa are running laps around Kyle’s backyard (and running their mouths on cardio heart rate speed), Erika is prepping for her sold-out LA concert at The Globe. All the women are attending, except for Camille who is wedding mode and Denise Richards who is flying to Miami for work. Denise, like all working mothers, describes the struggle of loving your children, but loving leaving them too. Like when Denise is on set and people fetch her coffee, make her breakfast, and fix her hair vs. being at home when she is breaking up arguments while fixing breakfast and other people’s hair. Still, Denise’s trip comes on the very day Sammi is going to her first high school dance – with a date – and Denise will miss the whole thing.

Sammi is getting ready a friend’s house, and in Beverly Hills, Malibu, this means a glam squad, not your friend’s older sister who is kind of OK with the felt eyeliner after watching YouTube tutorials. Denise and Aaron stop by to say goodbye and Sammi does the typical teenaged thing where she rolls her eyes and scoffs while Denise as she cries about not being there to see Sami and children growing up.

Denise is at least relieved that she can confidently leave Aaron Phypers in charge while she’s gone, keeping a tight leash on him through constant phone sex. Unlike Dorit Kemsley who has to have her mom fly in from the east coast to babysit PK and the kids (OK – babysit PK more than the kids) so Dorit can attend Camille’s wedding…

Teddi is also experiencing mom-guilt. As her “All In” business takes off, she’s been approached to franchise, which would mean taking on a partner and a lot more responsibly. Teddi’s not sure she can handle spending even more time away from her little kids. Kyle and Teddi take Portia and Slate to get their nails done, and discuss the agenda for Camille’s wedding. Kyle is in the wedding, but is actively trying to sabotage this, so she ordered her dress late. The dress hasn’t arrived even though they leave in 2 days, and she will need to get it altered – this is why Kyle has eyebrow scissors (or giant accusations used to sheer friends right out of her life). Meanwhile, Teddi has the wedding itinerary and surrounding activities memorized — and she’s the one who lets Kyle know that right on the heels of them consuming 8 calories of pumpkin pie on the camping trip she’ll have to put on a bathing suit for the paddle boarding competition at Nuptials de Camille.

Of course, Slate overhears the discussion and gets upset about the thought of Teddi leaving again. Portia is nonplused. She probably welcomes the time away form Kyle; to sleep in her own bed, eat sugary cereal in front of the TV like a normal kid, and not have to constantly stroke her mom’s ego by brushing Kyle’s hair and repeating “Kyle, Kyle, Kyle” over and over again as Kyle smiles at her own reflection in the mirror.

Erika runs the dress rehearsal for her concert with Mikey screaming “Big Dick Energy!” which has replaced ‘Pat The Puss’ for the ultimate version of Erika Jayne Female Empowerment. Then Tom Girardi shows up. Erika hugs him the way we awkwardly hug an aging relative we scarcely know, and then majorly stresses out about impressing her biggest investor. Tom dodders around like a doting parent pretending to be supportive of his temperamental child’s silly ideas until Erika has her assistant escort him to his box seats just to get out from under his critical eye. Their dynamic is so weird, but as Erika explains, Tom pays for this whole operation and is the one to impress!

RELATED: Tom Giaradi Continues Legal Battle Over Assets

Kyle arrives with Mauricio, PK, and Dorit. Since PK sent that appallingly half-assed apology text Kyle is fine with forgiving him. Yet she’s still demanding Giggy’s firstborn pup in exchange for offering LVP any credibility? Then Lipsa shows up swinging a clip-on ponytail that makes her look like Heather Dubrow.

Everything is going well: Erika is belting out her auto-tuned hits while gyrating in a sequined puss flap, when suddenly the music comes screeching to a halt. Oops! Somebody accidentally bumped the plug and the mixing board turned off. Erika claims her sound was so intense and amazing they blew a circuit. Um, OK, sure, whatever. Everything got back up and running, and backstage Erika actually even gave Tom a kiss after he patted her shoulder and said good job. Again, their dynamic is so weird, and seeing them together immediately dispels Erika’s tough independent chick act. Erika is so nervous and deferential around him that it’s clear who wears the rhinestone chaps here! Yuck! But I do think Erika puts on a great and entertaining show, so congrats Lady Jayne.

Backstage Kyle dry-humps Mauricio to prove she has the hottest marriage and everyone just feels icky and wants to go home. And this is after they watched Erika pat her puss…

The next day Camille is coincidentally running last-minute wedding errands in Beverly Hills when she decides to give LVP a call and drop by. LVP is swanning around her new pink, white, and blinding chrome kitchen and welcomes the opportunity to show it off to somebody – anybody actually, because in the absence of friends she is reduced to having John Sessa (aka Budget Mikey) be present for the reveal. Quite a change from her usual lackey, Kyle.

Lisa seems so excited to have a friend drop-by. Genuinely excited, actually, which was both sad and a little unnerving. Camille and Lisa do their air kiss and their “Hi, How Are You’s…” routine, which constitutes a deep and unwavering friendship in this group. Or so LVP thought! Camille is here to personally beseech Lisa to attend her wedding, but Lisa won’t budge. LVP just doesn’t feel up to it. To Lisa’s face Camille is sympathetic and understanding but in the confessionals she’s judgmental and calls LVP a victim without cause. Dang – Camille is on everrrrrybody this year. Marriage does not do a personality and ethos good!

Camille is personally offended that LVP isn’t being stronger in fighting against these accusations but is instead hiding; cloistered herself away in Villa Rosa behind swans and Pomeranian fluff and high grade marble. The whole thing disappoints Camille who expects better of LVP.

The thing is, and I think LVP has made this point several times, is that in a normal season she’d have more fight in her, but every single other woman on this show seemingly has totally forgotten that LVP is grieving and emotionally fragile. This and this alone makes me gravitate towards LVP’s side in this whole argument. Lisa is retreating. And yes, she’s totally laying on the victimization spiel thicker than marmalade on Ken’s toast.

Camille also extols LVP to give Kyle another chance and reminds her of their deep friendship, but LVP doesn’t need memories of THE BETRAYAL which cut so deep Lisa had to gut her kitchen to get rid of the scars! Furthermore, why would Lisa want to rebuild a friendship with a woman who calls her a liar and won’t even give her the benefit of the doubt? For LVP, Kyle is yesterdays news – and THAT is the story to sell to Radar Online!

RELATED – Kyle Talks Her “Extremely Awkward” Recent Run-in With Lisa Vanderpump While Shopping For Chanel!

As Camille leaves, LVP tuts to Giggy that she’s a nice woman. Meanwhile in Camille’s confessionals… And meanwhile, in what I imagine is the valley near where Brandi Glanville is squatting, Lisa drags John Sessa along so she can take a polygraph test exonerating herself from the Radar Online accusation and manipulating puppy gate! So take that victimization and shove up your boyfriend’s prostate, Camille!

I feel like this is a hint that LVP does plan to attend the reunion, and now feeling stronger, will be back wilier than ever. I hope she delivers Kyle an attack swan in a basket, ala Kim Richards and the blue bunny.

TELL US – SHOULD LVP ATTEND KYLE’S WEDDING? HAS CAMILLE GONE TO THE DARKSIDE?

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Lisa Rinna has been a busy woman this season on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. She has been feverishly stirring the pot about “puppy gate” and enjoying the toppling of Lisa Vanderpump as top Beverly Hills Housewife. She has been using $2,000 worth of skin care products to maintain her glowing skin. Same, Rinna. Same.

Rinna engaged in a Twitter war with husband Harry Hamlin’s ex-wife Nicollette Sheridan. Rinna strongly implied that Nicollette cheated on Harry with singer Michael Bolton. Nicollette was also married, and just divorced, from Aaron Phypers. This paved the way for Aaron to marry newbie Housewife Denise Richards. Bravo, can we please have Nicollette join RHOBH?  Please! That would be amazing!

Harry and Rinna seem to be a case of opposites attract. Harry loves to journey into the wilderness by himself for days as he communes with nature. Lisa refuses to get into a tiny tent because it is too small, and bugs can get in. Harry and Lisa wed in 1997. So what is the secret to their happy marriage?

According to an article from People, Rinna believes that the key to a happy union is a healthy sex life. Oh, and porn. RHOBH viewers have been treated to lots of steamy details about Denise and Aaron’s sex life. When Rinna and Denise discussed sex on Bravo’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills After Show, both ladies agree that sex is important to a relationship.

“I talk about sex with my girlfriends. I think it’s healthy. I think a lot of people are intrigued by it,” Denise said. Rinna pointed out that she wrote the book on sex. No–really. Rinna’s book, The Big, Fun, Sexy Sex Book was unleashed on an unsuspecting public in 2012. If you are brave enough, add it to your summer reading list. (I think I’ll pass.)

RELATED: Harry Hamlin Dishes On Marriage To Lisa Rinna; Says They Are “Not Helicopter Husband And Wife”

Rinna seems open-minded (and loose-lipped) about sex. “I think it’s whatever works for you. I think everyone in this country is so hung up on sex and whatever,” Lisa said. “It’s just sex. It’s whatever keeps your relationship strongly bonded.” Rinna asked Denise if she and Aaron watch porn together and seemed shocked when Denise said that they didn’t.

“Oh s— you should! It’s f— great. Oh my God,” Rinna shared.  It turns out that Rinna and Harry often view porn together. But Rinna is a discriminating porn viewer.

“I like nice porn. I don’t like dirty porn,” Rinna explained. “It has to be pretty… like Vivid has some nice porn. Anyway, you have to have the old stuff. The new stuff is like tattoos and I like the pretty porn. It’s hot! Vintage Vivid is good porn!”

RELATED: Lisa Rinna Claims Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave Has Been Set Up By Lisa Vanderpump Just Like She Was

Ever the hustler, in a video clip from Bravo’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills After Show, Rinna was thinking about how to earn some cash. ‘I’m going to get a deal out of this somehow. I’m going to start working for Vivid…I don’t know.”

Rinna also chatted with Andy Cohen last year on Watch What Happens Live about the secrets of her happy marriage…besides watching porn together. “I really don’t know the answer. I think that we are complete opposites. And I mean, we have nothing in common,” Rinna admitted. “We are crazy about each other, and you can’t create that, you can’t make it — it either is, or it isn’t.”

When Andy asked if being apart from each other due to their busy schedules made their relationship stronger, Rinna had a surprising response. “I don’t think that has anything to do with it. I think you either really dig somebody, or you don’t. And I’m so blessed, we are so blessed that that happened for us.”

TELL US- ARE YOU SURPRISED THAT RINNA WROTE A BOOK ABOUT SEX? ARE YOU SHOCKED THAT RINNA AND HARRY WATCH PORN TOGETHER? ARE YOU SURPRISED THAT DENISE AND AARON DON’T?

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There are certain events that we can expect from every Vanderpump Rules season. We get Gay Pride, a Mexico trip, and Stassi Schroeder’s birthday. There’s also World Dog Day, which Lisa Vanderpump hosted and some of the Pump Rules cast attended.

However, as expected, zero Real Housewives of Beverly Hills were in attendance. Not even flip-flopper Camille Grammer or one and done Joyce Giraud, the sole RHOBH cast member Lisa seems to be close with. Thankfully, Lisa’s husband Ken Todd and some Vanderpump Rules were there to support. However, there were still some notable names missing.

Soon-to-be-married couple Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright showed up. But did they talk to other Vanderpump Rules couple James Kennedy and Raquel Leviss? After that shit show of a reunion, my guess is no.

Vanderpump Rules third-string cast member Billie Lee attended, of course. Would she ever miss an event remotely related to this show? Not if she was invited. That’s for sure.

RELATED: Kyle Richards Says Recent Run-In With Lisa Vanderpump Was “Extremely Awkward”

Other than, Jax, Brittany, James, Raquel, and Billie, OG cast member Scheana Marie turned up. What about her “best friend” Adam Spott? Where was he?

What about Stassi? Or Lisa’s junior business partners Tom Sandoval and Tom Schwartz? They were not there along with Katie Maloney, Ariana Madix, and Lala Kent.

Did they not start filming Vanderpump Rules Season 8 yet? Where was everyone?

RELATED: Lisa Vanderpump & Camille Grammer Feud On Twitter

Click through the photo gallery below to see pictures of Lisa Vanderpump and some of the Vanderpump Rules stars at World Dog Day.

TELL US- WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PHOTOS FROM WORLD DOG DAY? WOULD YOU ATTEND IF YOU LIVED IN THE LOCAL AREA? ARE YOU SURPRISED THAT THERE WEREN’T MORE CAST MEMBERS FROM VANDERPUMP RULES AND REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS THERE?

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Tonight the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills travel to Hawaii to celebrate Camille Grammer‘s marriage. For an episode about Camille’s wedding, Kyle Richards is sure getting a lot of attention. Unfortunately.

Lisa Rinna and Dorit Kemsley are dateless and have only each other to worry about. Which is probably a welcome reprieve! Meanwhile, Kyle is stuck babysitting Mauricio Umansky. Since she doesn’t have any of her daughters to hover over Kyle probably loves this. And basking in the sun and the booze certainly brings out the Maurice in Mauricio!

Mauricio is so relaxed he even suggests that Kyle have another baby in hopes that he can get a son to carry on the Umansky name. Maybe Kyle roofied his orange juice? But seriously – Kyle has just Portia left at home, and Portia is about the age when she’s ready for her mother to get a life, so don’t think Kyle hasn’t already started putting Maurice’s sperm in the turkey baster!

RELATED: Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills: Mauricio Umansky Denies Committing Fraud

Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave‘s business is on the precipice of  really taking off, but she worries about how going ‘all in’ could affect her children. After all her struggles to conceive, Teddi doesn’t want to be working through their childhood.

Camille and Kyle reminisce about how far their friendship has come: from Camille’s former friend Allison DuBois predicting the end of Kyle’s marriage, to Kyle winding up Camille’s bridesmaid. Camille is a total open book this episode as her raunchy sex talk reaches a new level!

RELATED: Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills: Camille Grammer’s Wedding Photos

In Miami Denise Richards catches up with an old friend on the set of her new show and gets some tough love about her love life. Meanwhile Lisa Vanderpump tries to exonerate herself by taking a polygraph test to prove she never sold stories to RadarOnline or tried to ruin Dorit’s life. Shouldn’t it be Dorit’s turn to take a lie detector test about what really happened to Lucy Lucy Apple Juice?

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TELL US – IS KYLE TRYING TO BE THE CENTER OF ATTENTION AT CAMILLE’S WEDDING?

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Congratulations Camille Grammer – you’ve officially broken free of Kelsey and restarted your life with a new man by getting married on last night’s Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills. Gorgeous wedding! Too bad you dragged your way back Kelsey personality along with you for the ride in the clown car to David C. Meyer.

Oh, a lie detector test. Is that what we’re doing now instead of printing out 99 point font textestessss to prove our innocence? I feel like I need to write this portion of the recap in Comic Sans font, because surely this must be some British Humor! Now I’m still team Lisa Vanderpump, but lady – I cannot sit back and allow John Sessa to carry the Pom-Shield and become the defacto Kyle Richards: professional sidekick, stand-in kitchen remodel viewer, and mouthpiece of menace. John Sessa (and his barely buttoned shirt) needs to stick to training puppies to bite PK and leave the Housewives stuff to the big dogs. 

Dr. InSESSAnt has written the vital and important questions the constituency demands answers to, as pre-screened by LVP of the Pink Party. The constituency being… Kyle? Dorit Kemsley? Abandoned and neglected pooches everywhere?  Us? Since this is extremely sensitive material, it demands the seriousness of a 30-year lie detectorist who ain’t got time for no Housewives shenanigans. But he does have time (and direct deposit) for such hard-hitting, life altering questions as, “Is Dorit’s hair actually made of Ramen Noodle?” “Does Radar Online make house calls?” “Does Lisa Vanderpump control Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave‘s inscrutably accountable brain?” “Did Lisa put tabloids in Brandi’s suitcase to embarrass Kyle?” “Did Kyle steal Kim’s ‘goddamned house’?” “Who is the biggest slut-pig on Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills?” Oh, wait … those last two questions are for Kyle!

RELATED: Catch Up On Last Week’s Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Recap: The Stimulus

ANYWAY … Obsv. Lisa passed. Cause like duh – John Sessa‘s sweat contains such high concentrations of thirst trapping pheromones it dehydrates all the oxygen in the room into PUMPTINI, making the lie detector test giver drunk, and therefore manipulating this machine into passing LVP. But seriously, LVP: WTF? Also, did she actually believe this would make the other women believe her?

Even more WTF is later, in Hawaii, when Kyle recounts the story of how she learned about the polygraph (Which probably needs its own 99 size font).

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Now, if there was ever a moment in the history of Twisted Sisters Richardology (and I am the chief anthologist of Twisted Sisters Richards Psychiatry Division: More Incomprehensible Levels Than Scientology) that affirms why Kim Richards was the bigger star, it was Kyle attempting to convincingly act out how she learned Lisa had taken a lie detector test.

First of all, every single person Kyle has ever met has been robbed. Even Sophia’s friend’s parents, who just so happened to be in downtown LA forcing their construction crew to take a polygraph to prove the robbery wasn’t an inside job when who should they happen to see there at the very. same. time, but Lisa Vanderpump! The only time producer intervention has been more obvious (and fake) is when Tamra Judge‘s ‘psychic’ popstar friend had a vision of Brooks Ayers faking cancer, or that time Bethenny Frankel was mysteriously sent a photo of Luann de Lesseps fiancé cheating at The Regency. I should note that both Tamra and Bethenny are far superior actresses to Kyle!

Immediately upon hearing that LVP wants to clear her name the women go into overdrive insisting that lie detector tests aren’t reliable. Like according to Teddi who knows everything, Ted Bundy passed one, so ha! What I want to know is this: if this test is reliable enough for Sophia’s friend’s parents to exonerate THEIR CONSTRUCTION CREW why isn’t it good enough for Lisa’s friends to exonerate her? Hmmm… In a prescient bit of irony, Lisa Rinna has come down with laryngitis and is gasping like a 90-year-old smoker trying to explain how LVP is trying to manipulate the criminal justice system to maintain her image.

I should back up, though, because I missed a lot. So all of this, minus the polygraph, was happening in Hawaii where most women are for Camille’s wedding. Erika Jayne is on tour and wasn’t missed this episode, tucked away as she was in afterthought, while Denise Richards was in snowy Connecticut shooting a Hallmark Channel movie with her BFF/ex-boyfriend/a man we know has had a Happy Ending massage: Patrick Muldoon.

Denise fondly recalls that time they dated which turned into a long friendship, briefly interrupted by Denise’s marriage to Charlie Sheen. And now here are Denise and Patrick reconnected by making a Holiday movie together, which reminds Denise of that one time Charle brought a hooker to Thanksgiving dinner, but made her wait outside in the car. So naturally, Denise brought her out a plate of food. This, people, is why Denise Richards is the greatest! Because she served a hooker thanksgiving dinner without irony and still probably let Charlie (+ hooker) come back the following year.

Now, years later, after admitting that being married to Charlie has aged her beyond Botox, Denise is happily embracing her new reality as a romance-finding mom in made-for-tv movies. Denise probably signed-on because the wardrobe was 90% pajamas, and also Barbara Eden.

I don’t know what Erika was doing but it definitely wasn’t this good!

Meanwhile, Kyle drags Mauricio to Hawaii, and Lipsa drags her germs and Dorit as her +1. Lipsa was basically absent this episode because of her laryngitis, but she rallied. She owns it! LVP is home with her grief, but Lisa Rinna bought theraflu and hopped on a paddle board. Camille confirms for the women that LVP is not attending, then says LVP blames Kyle. Kyle is shocked. She did nothing wrong! Kyle is just in a bad mood because she agreed to be Camille’s bridesmaid to look good on TV and now has to wear a cap sleeve. In case you hadn’t heard Kyle only looks good in KAFTANS. Who ever heard of doing the splits in a restraining cap sleeve?!

Kyle spends the entire trip grumbling about how she doesn’t even remember what bridesmaid duties entail (aka Kyle is 104 in people years), reminding us that she never read the weekend’s schedule, and pretending she’s happy for Camille after all she endured, while also reminding us that SHE is one of the people who endured Camille. If they can’t love you at your worst, they can’t love you at your best, amirite!

That first night they all have dinner at Camille’s beautiful house and all the flashbacks have me really wondering where DeeDee went. Are they no longer friends? Camille also shares that her mom is in the hospital again so she’s hoping she’ll make it to the wedding (thankfully she does and that woman is amazing!). Then Teddi, reeling out of control after consuming carbs for the first time in 16 months, attempts to hold the women accountable for their marriages with a conversation about what they like most and least about their spouses. They called off the game before Dorit could answer because PK clearly has no ‘bests’ (except that his diabetes 2 hasn’t turned into diabetes 1 yet so he can still eat donuts dipped in French onion dip while watching TV in bed). Lisa hates that Harry chews blue gum, and Edwin hates that Teddi controls him. Basically it put Lipsa to sleep.

The next day Teddi and Edwin bore us all to death with a hot tub scene that was less Party In The USA and more Tears On My Guitar (yes, I know this is Taylor Swift, not Miley). Teddi was approached with an offer to sell 50% of her company, which in the last year has rapidly expanded to hold 3/4 of the Bravoverse accountable for their decision to text John Blizzard instead of going to the DQ drive-thru for a Blizzard. If Teddi signs the deal she’ll be freed up to spend more time with her kids, but will be sacrificing her work baby. Why is she talking to Edwin about this when it’s Dorit who totally understands!

Teddi cries that she’s missing the kids’ childhood to instagram herself on a treadmill. Doesn’t Teddi have a nanny? Why is she fronting? Dorit has like 6 nannies and can’t afford to pay any of them, so maybe Teddi can borrow one? God – Tedwin are so dull they can’t even do hot tub on vacation right. You’re supposed to use this time to contemplate how to spice up your sex life with inappropriately placed guacamole (I see you Shannon Beador of yore) and joke about how many calories having sex burns, NOT talk about parenthood guilt. These two probably considered that waterslide lube and sex.

Meanwhile, Mauricio is just getting stoned nonstop to survive a weekend of Kyle whining about LVP and cap sleeves. Kyle’s dress arrived just in time – much to her chagrin – but it was too tight so she had emergency alterations. Now it fits, if she ties it closed in the back with a shoelace.

Mauricio is so high he suggests they have another baby, but in reality he was just being practical – with Portia growing up Kyle needs something to do, because otherwise she’ll be dropping by The Agency every day demanding he take her to lunch, then complaining that she’s getting fat from all the lunches Mauricio is making her eat. Mauricio basically doesn’t even know who’s getting married, and actually makes a toast to polygraphs which keep our prostates massaged and well-climaxed.

Finally wedding day. Camille climbs into a clown car, almost running over her daughter in the process, and makes her way to the altar and to David. David, a man so unlike Kelsey he has a real job. “A 9-5” marvels Camille, who only ever thought that was a Dolly Parton movie. Kyle makes certain she is also in that clown car so she can be front and center when Camille arrives at the wedding site.

The other women arrive just in time to run to their seats as Camille begins her treck down the aisle, escorted by her dad. Camille looked beautiful, her dress was stunning, the wedding was exquisite, and even Kyle behaved. Lipsa notes that people can use weddings to come back together – which was hilarious because LVP attempted to do just that at Denise’s wedding and the very next day was blindsided by Kyle accusing her of planting tabloid stories about Dorit.

Anyway, congratulations Camille Donatacci Grammer Meyer! Seriously – that dress!

TELL US – WHAT DID YOU THINK OF CAMILLE’S WEDDING? DID LVP MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE IN NOT ATTENDING?

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Vanderpump Rules star Jax Taylor had a fairly quiet season this go around. Usually the show ends up focusing on what antics Jax does, such as partying, cheating, and stealing sunglasses. Oh, and being the number one guy in the group. But since his father’s passing, Jax has waxed poetic that he is a changed man. 

His proof was proposing to Brittany Cartwright. No cheating, shoplifting or going to jail this time! His main drama instead was raging at everyone’s favorite punching bag, James Kennedy. To be fair, he actually had a legitimate reason to be upset, unlike the rest of the group. James had rapped about Jax cheating with Faith Stowers right in front of Brittany at SUR. But, Jax being Jax, something shady had to go down this year. 

And in the style of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, the shadiness didn’t make it on the show. In an article from E! News, it was reported that Jax “allegedly owed a substantial amount in back taxes earlier this year.” 

And, that the state of California“filed an $80,424 tax lien” against Jax. I am shocked! Just kidding. Is anyone really surprised that Jax allegedly didn’t pay his taxes? If anyone were to ask me, who on the show would be accused of not paying their taxes, the number one guy in the group would have been my number one choice. 

RELATED: Jax Taylor Reflects On How Weed “Saved” His Life; Tom Sandoval & Tom Schwartz Weigh In

So, if that happened, how was Jax recently able to buy a home? Or the rest of the Pump Rules crew for that matter. Los Angeles real estate ain’t cheap, and you sure aren’t buying a house there on a SURver’s salary!

According to Jax’s rep, everything is all good. His rep said, “Everything was taken care of before purchasing his house.” And you know that “taken care of” probably meant that Brittany took care of it. Or rather, anyone other than Jax. There’s still time to call off this wedding Brittany! 

RELATED: Check Out Photos From World Dog Day- Lisa Vanderpump, Jax Taylor, Scheana Marie, & More!

TELL US – ARE YOU SURPRISED THAT JAX ALLEGEDLY OWED BACK TAXES AND WAS GIVE A TAX LIEN? WHAT DRAMA DO YOU THINK JAX WILL HAVE NEXT SEASON?

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Whether you side with Lisa Vanderpump or not, just about everyone was shook watching her strap in for lie detector test during last week’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills episode. Talk about ending with a cliffhanger!

Thankfully last night’s RHOBH episode picked up right where that left off. Lisa had  her sidekick John Sessa by her side as she answered the questions that he submitted. He even threw in a super shady question about Dorit Kemsley’s constantly changing face and accent. Nevertheless, the polygraph expert concluded that Lisa was being one hundred percent honest in regard to the RadarOnline drama. So, what does flip-flopper Camille Grammer think of the lie detector test?

During last night’s episode of Watch What Happens Live Camille weighed in on the lie detector test. The OG RHOBH villain told Andy Cohen, “I believe she didn’t give the story to Radar.”

Andy pushed for further clarification. He asked Camille, “Do you think someone on her team gave the story?” Camille replied, “I don’t know, but I don’t think it was her.”

What about the day John Sessa and John Blizzard brought out Dorit’s ex-dog in front of Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave and Kyle Richards? Why didn’t the examiner ask Lisa about her involvement in that blatant setup?

RELATED: Lisa Vanderpump & Camille Grammer Feud On Twitter

A caller pointed out that Lisa had the blood pressure cuff wrapped around layers of clothing and that it might be unfair that John wrote the questions. In all honesty, it seems like it would take a lot of skill to fake a lie detector test. I just want to know about all of the questions that were asked.

For the most part, Camille’s entire WWHL appearance was about LVP. Camille admitted, “I regret what I said about Lisa’s teeth, but I was under the influence. It came across as really mean and harsh.” And unnecessary. Why make fun of the woman’s personal appearance?

RELATED: Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave Says Camille Grammer Is Two Faced; Camille Slams Teddi’s Friendship With Kyle Richards As “Creepy”

RELATED: Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave Discusses Feud With Camille Grammer

However, it seems like Camille does want to get back in her good graces. She also said, “I’ve apologized twenty times and there’s a few more apologies on the way.”

Click through the photo gallery below to see pictures from Camille Grammer’s Watch What Happens Live appearance.

TELL US- DOES CAMILLE FLIP FLOP TOO OFTEN? OR DOES SHE JUST KEEP IT INTERESTING WITH ALL OF HER SHIT TALKING? WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT LISA VANDERPUMP’S LIE DETECTOR TEST?

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In a story line that absolutely, positively, categorically will not die, #puppygate has yet to be resolved. As Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has shown us, some things can definitely go past their expiration date. Viewers are well aware Lisa Vanderpump has been targeted for the majority of the season because the other ladies don’t want to discuss their legal issues of a mixed-breed chihuahua. I think we can all agree the dog has been over it for quite some time now.

The drama continues regarding who is at fault for bringing #puppygate into the spotlight. Whomever it was, I would like to have a word because it has become excessive. We are still in the dark over the person who dropped the dog off at a kill shelter, which really should be the problem at hand. Anyohmygodcanwepleasemoveon, after most of Lisa V.’s friendships within the cast have been terminated, her credibility remains questioned by her former pals. Fans of RHOBH saw Lisa undergo a lie detector test in the last episode, in an effort to clear her name. Lisa addresses why she submitted to the test, and her relationships going forward.

The horse has been beaten, buried, given zombie medicine, and now it just wants to take a final dirt nap. Thanks to Cedric 2.0 Vanderpump Dogs Executive Director, John Sessa, Lisa decided to Maury Povich herself and succumb to a lie detector test.

In an interview with Us Weekly, Lisa explains her reasoning. “I couldn’t have handled anything any differently,” she said. I guess if you want to prove your innocence and try to make your friends look like people avoiding their personal problems foolish, that’s one way to do it.

Lisa told Us Weekly, “I handled it with the truth and that’s, I think, why I ended up doing the lie detector test.”

After, LVP shared, “I was like, I was so sick of them saying, ‘Oh, I don’t believe this.'”

She continued, “And finally, when you say, ‘I swear on my children’s life’ and that’s not good enough, that’s when I say, ‘Oh, you know what?’”

Lisa recalled, “John Sessa had a great idea, ‘Go, do a lie detector test.’ I said, ‘Absolutely.’

She concluded, “If I had any guilt, I wouldn’t have done it. Come on.” John has apparently watched his fair share of morning trash talk shows.

RELATED: Camile Grammer Weighs In On Lisa Vanderpump Taking A Lie Detector Test

The poor lie detector administrator wondered what life choices had led him to this moment. Nevertheless, she did pass the test with flying colors. Short of Lisa falling upon her knees and begging costars individually for their forgiveness, it will never be enough. As the group sat around a dinner table in Hawaii, instead of celebrating Camille Grammer Meyer Carrington Colby’s nuptials, they decided to examine Lisa’s motives. Par for the course, at this juncture.

As far as Lisa’s friendship with Dorit Kemsley goes, she admits she has not spoken with either Dorit or husband, PK. “No, I haven’t spoken to them. I haven’t,” she said. Dorit continues to see herself as the victim of the #puppygate  scandal, when in reality, fans are the victims at this point.

RELATED: Check Out The Photos From World Dog Day- Lisa Vanderpump, Jax Taylor, Scheana Marie, & More!

Whether or not Lisa will show up to the reunion is unknown. She still refuses to confirm or deny she will be at the taping. Yet another mystery to be solved in the soap opera drama we have all come to dread enjoy. If she does show up, she will have a manila folder thick with texts, lie detector results, and receipts. Stay tuned.

TELL US- DO YOU THINK THE LIE DETECTOR TEST WAS NECESSARY? DID LISA GO OVERBOARD TAKING THE TEST? AFTER HEARING THE RESULTS, ARE YOU CONFIDANT LISA HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH LEAKING THE PUPPYGATE STORY?

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Whether you’re Team Lisa Vanderpump or Team Everyone else, (pretty much) everyone can agree that she is an avid LGBTQ advocate. That’s why it was so surprising when she made a seemingly transphobic “joke” about Erika Jayne during the last episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

Lisa was talking about the lie detector test she took during the episode. Aside from the questions about the dog scandal, John Sessa included a question that shaded Dorit Kemsley’s constantly changing face and accent. Lisa had no problem answering every question except for one that she didn’t want mentioned. Lisa randomly”joked,” “Just don’t ask me if Erika’s tucking or something like that because there are some things I can’t lie about.” Did anyone even ask her something about that? How long was she sitting on that line? This was very out of character for Lisa. It didn’t even fit into the context of the situation. At all. Why would the very vocal LGBTQ supporter make this remark?

Lisa received a lot of criticism for that one on social media. As of this moment, Erika hasn’t said anything about it, but just check out her retweets and likes on Twitter. Clearly, she wasn’t happy about it, but seems like she doesn’t want to give the queen LVP any extra attention.

Since the episode aired, Lisa issued an apology statement to Page Six. Lisa said, “I have nothing but respect and love for trans people around the world, as I have been a staunch supporter, provided employment offered emotional support and championed LGBTQ issues. With recent news of trans women losing their lives for living their authentic truth in a world of discrimination and hate, I never want to diminish the very real pain and struggle that trans people go through every day.”

RELATED: Lisa Vanderpump Discusses Lie Detector Test & Where She Stands With Dorit Kemsley

Of course, she didn’t mention Erika specifically. That’s a surprise to no one.

Before the apology, Lisa Rinna weighed in. Again, that’s a surprise to no one. She tweeted, “Who knew Lvp was transphobic? Well, we know NOW! #LBGTQ.” That’s a reach. Vanderpump’s comment was offensive and unnecessary, but it’s far-fetched to say that Lisa herself is transphobic. Nevertheless, she shouldn’t have ever said that. 100%.

Vanderpump Rules cast member, Billie Lee reacted to the backlash against Lisa. She tweeted, “I have to say @LisaVanderpump has always supported me and my trans experience. She has one of the biggest hearts ever. I wouldn’t be where I am today without my fairy god mother. Our allies don’t come perfect and it’s our responsibility to educate them.”

RELATED: Camille Grammer Weighs In On Lisa Vanderpump Lie Detector Test Results

TELL US- WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT LISA VANDERPUMP’S REMARK DURING THE EPISODE? WOULD YOU BE OFFENDED IF YOU WERE ERIKA JAYNE? DO YOU THINK HER APOLOGY IS SINCERE?

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When Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave first joined Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, there was one question on everyone’s minds: What is an accountability coach? She has explained it several times over with countless self-promotion tactics, but it’s still perplexing to some people.

One of those people is Below Deck star Kate Chastain. Not only is she a Bravolebrity, but she’s also a Bravo fan herself. She has been keeping up with Season 9 of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and she has a lot of opinions, as per usual.

During the last episode of RHOBH, Teddi discussed her struggle to achieve work/life balance in a conversation with her husband Edwin Arroyave. Her business is growing thanks to the show and she’s not spending as much time with her kids as she would like.

That’s where Kate comes in. She reacted to that scene with this tweet: “Im still not really sure what exactly an “accountability coach” does, but I’m pretty certain it doesn’t require more time away one’s children than any other job the millions of working mothers have. #RHOBH.”

Teddi loves responding to shade on Twitter, especially when she can defend herself. She is an accountability coach, after all. She replied, “And I’m sure the millions of working moms struggle with mom guilt at some point. Never said my job and time was any more important or different. But if judging my feelings as a mother makes you happy go off I guess.”

RELATED: Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave Says Camille Grammer Is Two Faced; Camille Slams Teddi’s Friendship With Kyle Richards As “Creepy”

The exchange continued with Kate’s rebuttal. She tweeted, “I accept accountability for all of my #RHOBH tweets- past, present and future. Also I’m about to eat a pint of pistachio gelato.”

Teddi just has to have the last word, doesn’t she. She came through with a clapback about Kate’s job as the First Stew on Below Deck. Teddi responded, “Great, and I’m gonna go fold some towels. Have a nice evening.”

At some point, a Bravo viewer called Kate out for “mom shaming.” Kate responded to that with even more shade aimed at Teddi. She tweeted, “What about ‘desperate for screen time shaming’…is that okay? Asking for a friend.”

RELATED: Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave Discusses Her Feud With Camille Grammer

Kyle Richards swooped in to defend her girl Teddi. She tweeted at Kate, “Not sure if you’re a Mom or not but we all deal with Mom guilt at times when working. Not only does Teddi work her ass off helping people and building her business but also being away from the kids when filming is hard sometimes. There are multiple jobs here.”

Kate also made fun of Teddi’s criticism of lie detector tests. She tweeted, “Omg so basically now even lie detector tests need accountability training #RHOBH.”

I love some fun shade. The only thing that would have made this exchange more entertaining would be some video footage of Teddi reacting to Kate’s tweets. Especially since she wasn’t even tagged in any of them.

RELATED: Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave Says She Wasted Her Time Attending Camille Grammer’s Hawaii Wedding

TELL US- WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON? WHAT DO YOU THINK OF TEDDI’S JOB AS AN ACCOUNTABILITY COACH? DID EITHER OF THEM GO TOO FAR WITH THEIR REMARKS?

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It’s crazy to think a dispute over a dog ruined Dorit Kemsley and Lisa Vanderpump’s friendship. The two Real Housewives of Beverly Hills stars ended their friendship after Dorit refused to believe LVP. Lisa has swore on the lives of her children she didn’t give the story to Radar Online. That doesn’t seem to be enough for Dorit or any of the other ladies.

The biggest talking point right now is whether or not Lisa will show up to the upcoming reunion taping. So many rumors are swirling about her RHOBH status, and nothing is certain. Nobody knows what Lisa’s reunion status is, but we’re curious what the women think she’ll do. However, Dorit, in particular, has a few opinions on what she’d ideally like to see go down.  

Dorit recently spoke to TooFab and dished on Lisa’s reunion status. When asked if she wants her there she replied, “I do. I do. I certainly think she should. For sure.”

Lisa likely does not want to get ganged up on so she might skip the reunion to avoid that occurrence. We saw her abruptly leave the table in The Bahamas to avoid any accountability for alleged actions.

After it was suggested that all parties should just apologize, Dorit made it clear it’s not that simple. She said, “Wouldn’t that be wonderful? If life could be so easy. Honestly. I tried, I said let’s just move on, let’s not deal with it, let’s put it behind us. When that many women get together, there’s bound to be some drama, that I do know.”

RELATED: Lisa Vanderpump Discusses Lie Detector Test & Where She Stands With Dorit Kemsley

Not only is it not that easy, LVP isn’t exactly known for her willingness to say “I’m sorry.” She and Kyle Richards have fought for years over Lisa’s inability to utter those words.

Dorit does, however, have some semblance of hope for the future. In regards to if they could move on Dorit said, “You can get over anything, if everybody wants to, you can get through anything. For sure.”

I don’t think it’s going to be that easy Dorit! Lisa made it evident when she took the lie detector test that you ladies weren’t her real friends. A simple conversation likely won’t resolve this situation.

RELATED: Bethenny Frankel Says Kyle Richards & Lisa Rinna Had Nothing To Do With Planting Story About Lisa Vanderpump & Dorit Kemsley Dog Adoption Drama

Dorit may be a little naive even still though about Lisa’s ability to hold a grudge. Don’t expect that apology anytime soon!

Even Andy Cohen has no idea about Lisa’s intentions to attend the upcoming reunion. He said her status is “unclear” an event advertising Watch What Happens Live.

When the boss has no clue what will unfold, it’s getting real! However, it IS Lisa’s job to show up for the reunion just like everyone else.

Back at the Season 3 reunion, Lisa didn’t like how Adrienne Maloof no-showed the reunion. Wouldn’t it make Lisa a hypocrite if she followed suit this season?

RELATED: Dorit Kemsley Slams Vanderpump Dogs As A “Foundation Looking For Attention”

It would be nice to see Lisa and the women coming to a civil place if she does show up. At the end of the day it would be a shame if Lisa’s friendships with them end forever.

TELL US – DO YOU THINK LISA WILL ATTEND THE REUNION TAPING? DO YOU THINK LISA AND DORIT WILL EVER BE FRIENDS AGAIN?

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Ring, ring… Hi Karma, how are you? You need to speak with whom? Oh sure, hang on. Dorit Kemsley, phone call! Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has been a whirlwind of one-sided drama this season. The main focus has been, sigh, Lisa Vanderpump’s battle with her co-stars over a dog adoption gone wrong. Viewers of the show have wondered why all the fuss on an issue that could have been solved by following simple adoption contract guidelines. One reason could be the lawsuits facing Mauricio Umansky, husband of Kyle Richards. Then we have an active suit against Erika Jayne’s husband, Tom Girardi. And we certainly cannot forget Dorit’s husband PK Kemsley. None of these cases have been mentioned on the show thus far. Instead the ladies have banded together to focus on Lisa V. and create a mountain of deflection to spare them any embarrassment.

Avoiding a subject won’t make it go away. Just ask Dorit and PK Kemsley! The couple has seen their fair share of financial troubles. While occasionally bopping around with Boy George, Dorito and PeeKay have been dealing with court cases on the down low. But now we have a twist! Looks like ‘ole PK will have to bop himself into the courtroom, and bring his bank statements with him.

According to an article from The Blast, PK has been ordered to appear in court for an examination of his finances. Fun! The RHOBH hubby has yet to repay a $1.2 million debt. A Los Angeles judge wants to see him on June 19. The judge also wants to see his assets. This includes property, bank accounts, and sources of income (including checks from the show).

Nicos Kirzis loaned PK the money back in 2011. He is accused of non-payment and even tried to wipe the debt out via bankruptcy. Mr. Kirzis said he has received $250,000 from PK, but that only covers the accumulated interest. The remaining balance is $1,235,573.66. Yasssss, tack on that 66 cents!

Fortunately for PK, he did have a recent legal victory when a judge threw out a case from a separate court issue due to a technicality. A sports betting company had sued him for $75,000.

But PK isn’t the only one in trouble. Dorit’s Beverly Beach swimwear line is in question as well. As reported by Us Weekly, Dorit’s former partner, Ryan Horne, sued the couple after he ALLEGEDLY gave them $205,000. Ryan states he was never paid back and Dorit counter-sued saying he was only a vendor for the brand.

RELATED: PK Kemsley Finally Settles His Lawsuit With The Bellagio Hotel

During an appearance on Watch What Happens Live, Andy Cohen did us a solid and questioned Dorit about the lady who chased her down during the Bahamas cast trip. The hero woman repeatedly asked Dorit why she had not paid the money back to Ryan and the video went viral. Dorit told Andy she was “grateful that the other ladies didn’t bring it up” on the show. Yeah, they were too busy turning #puppygate into a thing…

Dorit explained, “Obviously it happened, it’s all over the Internet. It was embarrassing.” You know Lisa V. plays that clip on a loop. But why haven’t we seen any of this during the show? It is most certainly more interesting than dragging out the whole dog saga.

“Trust me [I want to talk about it],” Dorit said. “I’m very comfortable with our position, but unfortunately my hands are tied. You can’t discuss legal issues when they are going on and I respect that.” How conveeeeeeeenient.

RELATED: Dorit Kemsley’s Husband PK Kemsley Still Owes $1.7 Million To Las Vegas Casino; Further Legal Action Being Taken

Dorit went on to say that she hoped to have some resolution of the case by the June reunion taping. Oh I hope so too! Pop the popcorn and pour the wine, looks like the reunion might be worth watching!

TELL US- DO YOU THINK DORIT AND PK’S COURT CASES SHOULD BE DISCUSSED ON THE SHOW? DID THE LADIES FOCUS ON #PUPPYGATE TO AVOID THEIR OWN ISSUES? DO YOU THINK LISA VANDERPUMP WILL COME OUT ON TOP AT THE REUNION?

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Denise Richards is well into her freshman year as one of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and so far she has avoided making anyone angry or engaging in any feuds. Which is pretty remarkable considering that most new ladies like to stir it up to guarantee screen time. As Denise was already a celebrity coming into the show, she is probably guaranteed generous camera time no matter what she does.

Newbie Denise might not be dramatic, but she sure does like to share. Or rather, overshare. So far this season, Denise has revealed that her new husband Aaron Phypers is well endowed–and that she once set him up with a happy ending massage. Denise also admitted that she had a happy ending lady pond massage experience herself. And just this week, Denise claimed that her ex-husband Charlie Sheen once brought a hooker to her Thanksgiving dinner!

Although Denise seems pretty honest (to a fault!), you have to ask yourself, could that be true? Would anyone really bring a prostitute to his ex-wife’s family Thanksgiving dinner? Charlie’s publicist shared a statement with People, confirming that, yes indeed, Mr. Sheen brought a working girl to the event. Charlie said, “Yes, her story regarding Thanksgiving is absolutely true.”

Can you imagine? Many divorced couples have difficulty in celebrating holidays together, if they do at all. And then when you invite an ex-spouse, they not only bring an uninvited guest, but one they might have just met online-or on a street corner. Happy Thanksgiving and pass the cranberries!

Denise revealed Charlie’s tawdry move on last week’s episode of RHOBH. She shared that after she and Charlie split, he had brought a prostitute to her house on Thanksgiving and she was waiting for him in the driveway. Denise said she told Charlie, “I’ll set a f***ing plate.” Magnanimous Denise even declared, “Even a hooker deserves to have Thanksgiving dinner.” And pumpkin pie. Don’t forget the pumpkin pie!

RELATED: Denise Richards Says She’s Never Had Botox, Fillers, Or Plastic Surgery On Her Face

The situation must have given Denise pause, as it was not like Charlie brought his cousin Nick from Omaha with him as an uninvited guest. However, I would wager to guess that the special surprise attendee was better behaved than fellow Housewife Lisa Rinna would have been. And less demanding than Dorit Kemsley. And probably better dressed than Erika Jayne.

Hooker-loving Charlie went on to say in his statement, “The turkey I brought was, in fact, a lady of the night and a bit of a harlot. The thighs were especially robust.” OK, Charlie-we get the picture. More clearly then we would like. And thank you for not talking about stuffing or basting. A little–or a lot–left to the imagination is always best.

RELATED: Denise Richards Says Some Of Her Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Costars Are “Different Off Camera And On Camera”

Denise seems like she has the patience of a saint. And now we have learned that she provided a free meal to a holiday hooker. We salute you, Denise Richards, for going above and beyond the call of duty. And we all want to be invited to your next Thanksgiving dinner!

TELL US–DO YOU THINK DENISE IS THE WORLD’S MOST PATIENT EX-WIFE? DO YOU THINK THAT DENISE SHARES TOO MUCH ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS? 

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Camille Grammer has come back in a big way on this season of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. She has had a huge presence on the show and it is mystifying why she is not on full-time Housewife status. I assume her status might have been her choice as producers probably would have jumped at the chance to have her back full-time.

We have been treated to Camille at her snarkiest this season, savagely trashing co-stars Lisa Vanderpump and Teddi Mellencamp-Arroyave. And last week’s episode of the show was all about Camille’s beautiful wedding to David C. Meyer. She looked gorgeous and the wedding setting in Hawaii was stunning. Behind the scenes, however, not everything was as perfect as it appeared as Camille has revealed that not everyone was happy with her remarriage.

In an interview for the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills After Show, Camille admits that both of her children, Mason Grammer and son Jude have struggled with accepting David as their new stepfather. She says, “My son is very close to my ex-husband because it’s his father, I understand that. So I don’t know the psychology behind it, but it’s taking him a little longer to come around to David.”

Adding a new stepparent in the mix has to be difficult for most teenagers. Divided loyalties and changing relationships are sure to be challenging for the formation of a new family. Camille’s children had her to themselves for years after her divorce, and are now faced with sharing their mother with someone new. David also has two sons from a previous relationship, so Camille’s children have new stepbrothers as well.

RELATED: Camille Grammer Weighs In On Lisa Vanderpump’s Lie Detector Test Results

Daughter Mason also had difficulty accepting Camille’s marriage to David at first. Camille shares, “My daughter, in the beginning, she was hesitant because it’s mom and nobody wants to share their time with their mother. Even at the wedding, she was upset that I was getting married. It’s like, ‘Smile [Mason],’ and she didn’t want to smile. She was sad: she even cried toward the end of the reception, she was upset because she didn’t want to lose her mom…because she felt that she lost her dad when her dad got married. But I wouldn’t do that to my children.”

Camille must have felt conflicted on her wedding day–joy at her marriage, but concern for her children’s feelings. One thing she is sure of is that David is a good father to his own sons. Camille gushes, “David’s a great dad. He is hands on and I am so impressed with that. And that’s what I loved about him.”

RELATED: Lisa Vanderpump & Camille Grammer Feud On Twitter

So, where do things stand today? Happily, the family is finally coming together. Camille says, “He’s [David] good with my kids; my daughter adores him. My son is making his way into that direction; he’s not there yet. It’s difficult blending families. This is a whole new journey for me.”

Kudos to Camille for her honesty in talking about her new family. Many people never discuss the very real difficulties in blending families and pretend that everything is fine. It sounds like the Grammer-Meyers family is working things out and coming to an understanding about their new relationships.

RELATED: Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave Says Camille Grammer Is Two Faced; Camille Slams Teddi’s Friendship With Kyle Richards As “Creepy”

TELL US-HOW DO YOU THINK CAMILLE IS HANDLING HER NEWLY BLENDED FAMILY? DO YOU THINK CAMILLE HAS SHARED TOO MUCH ABOUT KELSEY OVER THE YEARS?

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Even when she isn’t around, Lisa Vanderpump manages to be the most-talked-about person on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. She stopped filming in the middle of the season, but production is doing a great job weaving in random kitchen remodel footage to make it seem like she stuck around a lot longer than she did.

Then, there’s that infamous lie detector test that she took with her boy John Sessa by her side. You know the one that Kyle Richards’ daughter’s friend supposedly saw with her own eyes. Does anyone actually believe that Alexia Umansky’s friend actually happened to be at the same lie detector facility as LVP? There’s little to no chance that actually happened. Someone in production definitely spilled the beans on that one. Now, there’s still one burning question and it has nothing to do with leaking a story. Will Lisa attend the Season 9 reunion taping?

If Lisa did not attend, she wouldn’t be the first Housewife to do this. It’s happened a few times before, with varying results.

New Jersey Housewife, Jacqueline Laurita skipped the third reunion when she was a full-time cast member, but she was not penalized.

Never forget when Adrienne Maloof blew off the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 3 reunion. It was right then and there that Andy Cohen announced that she was done with the show because she ditched the taping.

RELATED: Dorit Kemsley Thinks Lisa Vanderpump Should “For Sure” Attend The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Reunion Taping

Luann de Lesseps missed the Real Housewives of New York Season 10 reunion because she was in rehab. For the second time. She did not lose her status as a full-time cast member for Season 11.

Does Andy think that Lisa will come through to rehash all of the Season 9 drama? According to AOL, the reunion host answered that it was “unclear.”

Andy continued, “Look, I always want to see her. I always want her to be there.”

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However, he did explain that there would be an upside to her absence, at least for him. Andy admitted, “She always hates me at reunions, because she doesn’t like my questions. I don’t like the idea of her coming and hating me, because I have a great deal of affection for her. We’ll see.”

My bet is that she will film something for the reunion, but I cannot picture her sitting down with the other ladies. If anything, she would film a one-on-one segment with Andy, like Kim Richards did back in the day. However, Kim did this in support of her sobriety, not because of a falling out with the cast. Although, she probably didn’t mind avoiding Kyle at the time.

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The New York Housewives already filmed their reunion even though RHOBH started airing its current season way before. Are they just giving LVP time to come through? Was it easier for Andy to film with the New York Housewives since he is based in the Big Apple? Will Lisa show up?! As Andy remarked, “we’ll see.”

TELL US- WILL LISA VANDERPUMP SHOW UP FOR THE REUNION? WILL SHE FILM WITH THE LADIES? OR WILL SHE SEPARATELY TAPE HER OWN SEGMENT?

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Tonight is a jam packed episode of Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills. The episode begins with the ladies still in Hawaii at Camille Grammer‘s wedding, but by the end of the episode the nightmare is in Kyle Richards‘ backyard.

Camille’s wedding may be a happy ending for her, but she’s not doing feeling angry that Lisa Vanderpump didn’t show up. Camille vents her frustrations to the other women who completely agree. Meanwhile Dorit Kemsley and Lisa Rinna begin to feel angry at Camille for being two-faced when they find out she’s telling LVP one thing to her face while saying another behind her back! And lemme guess betrayed because Dorit never stops feeling betrayed. 

Back in California, Denise Richards and Aaron Phypers receive a wedding gift from Lipsa and Harry which wishes them “a Happy Ending” prompting Denise to admit to Aaron that she told everyone about their massage quest!

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Lipsa supports Kyle when she goes to get a mammogram and Kyle is told the results may be inconclusive. Given her mom’s battle with cancer, this is not the news Kyle needs to hear. However, she puts her stress aside to host the ultimate Halloween party.

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Kyle decides to throw caution to the wind and embrace her wild side by dressing as a playboy bunny. Because, you know, she’s usually so demure! Erika Girardi and Lipsa dress as a pussy and a pat the puss! All hell breaks loose when Kim Richards shows up and Denise has a serious bone to pick with her… Yikes!

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Leave it to the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills to drag out a fight from two years ago, along with a ghost of Housewives past to celebrate Halloween, and also because well, without Lisa Vanderpump what else do they have to talk about? I mean they have stuff to talk about, they just won’t.

It’s the final morning in Hawaii, the day after Camille Grammer tied the knot a second time, and finally, at long last, we get our first sighting of The Agency apparel. I’ve been waiting all of the Hawaii trip – looking for swim trunks, hats, custom-ordered shot glasses, a bridesmaids gown… and on the last breakfast Mauricio Umansky finally just shows up to brunch wearing an Agency t-shirt. 

Coffee isn’t even served to help rinse the hangover puffy off people’s faces before Kyle Richards is talking about LVP and the Lie Detector Test to fill Camille in on everything she missed while she spent that one day ignoring pertinent gossip to go get married. Kyle is a one trick ponytail. Suddenly Camille’s post-wedding brunch with friends turns into an inquest about whether or not LVP reached out to say congratulations (she didn’t. Unfortunate.) Also these women…

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Lisa Rinna deems this unacceptable. “It’s owie,” Camille agrees, in between tiny mouthfuls of bread and giant mouthfuls from the other women going on about how much LVP sucks as a friend.

On the bus to the airport talk about about LVP again. This time because in between the brunch where Camille was complaining about LVP bailing on her wedding, and this vanigan shuttle, an article appeared in People Magazine where Camille gushed about how much she loves and respects Lisa, and promising that there are no hard feelings about her wedding diss. First of all, I’d really like to commend Camille on landing the highbrow People. Obviously she is more valuable than Dorit Kemsley …ahem, RadarNonline. Second of all, LOL at Camille’s shadiness being more sheer than an Erika Jayne costume.

Lipsa is irate. Is Camille two-faced? Three-faced? Four-Faced enough to need a Dr. Paul Nassif intervention via Botched? An angry Lipsa suddenly busts out with a story about that one time Camille called Dorit phony — even though for many months she’s been nice to her face. “What a bitch,” scoffs the perpetually betrayed Dorit, who really can’t trust anyone EVER AGAIN. Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave chimes in that Camille should’ve told them about the article. You know, just like LVP should’ve cause, they don’t care what’s in these articles just that they know what they say. Uh-huh, yeah.

I mean, Lipsa is right: Camille isn’t trustworthy and she has been talking shit about all of these women. And thank GOD because something has to happen on this show that doesn’t involved a four-legged furry friend named PK’s diabetes type 2:1.

Back in Malibu, Lipsa has sent Denise Richards and Aaron Phypers an extremely belated wedding gifts wishing them “very happy endings.” Ziiiing – see what they did there! Aaron is not happy about Denise’s over-disclosing, but he’s able to do some quick numerology concerning zen multiplied by 6, divided by the embarrassed element of 2 equaling amount of happiness found in endings not one’s wife, and then decided you know whatever – he’s just doing the ‘bu and living life to it’s biggest possible conclusion. Also – who sends a wedding gift like 4 weeks late when they were an actual guest at said wedding?

Dorit returns to PK pigging out on chips and wiping his hands on the chair and his pants, while Dorit lectures him about the migratory property of diabetes. You know those blood sugars are like interest you owe to creditors, they just mysteriously inflate and inflate until you declare bankruptcy and go back down to Diabetes Type 2 and get the gastric cinched with an Hermes buckle. Designer gut – inside and out. So, do we think PK was sitting in that same chair, scarfing chips, when Dorit left for Hawaii?

Erika visits the nursing home because it’s important to socialize the seniors. She invites Mr. Tom-Tom to Kyle’s halloween party, then cackles with laughter when he suggests wearing his death mask with a suit. So, look, editors it’s all nice and cute that we’re trying to make Erika and Tom’s relationship look normal in the face of his dehumanizing lawsuit and everything, but, um, just like I’m not buying Skyline off an RV, I’m not buying ‘true love is an AARP movie discount’ off these two. Maybe if Chanel gave an AARP discount…

Lipsa is due for her yearly mammogram and Kyle is going along as her support person. Which is nice, and super lovely. Kyle predicts a lot of people don’t go doctors appointments because of LA traffic. I mean, possibly! Anyway this is serious and important stuff, so I’m going to give it that respect as both women have a history of breast cancer in their families, and are the mothers of daughters.

On the drive there Lipsa admits she has ‘rage and regret’ over telling Dorit about Camille’s nasty gossiping, but she feels justified that it was time to pull the dust cover off the fake Hermes that is a friendship with the two-faced Camille.

Even the gynecology clinics are fancier in Beverly Hills, but the anxiety is all the same. Kyle wasn’t even supposed to be getting tested that day, but Lipsa insisted. Lipsa literally told the receptionist that it was fine and insisted they could fit one more in, so the next thing Kyle knew she was swapping her solid gold disco hospital gown (it is just like her to wear that) for a plain black kaftan thing. I was legit stressed waiting for Kyle’s results to come back as she explained that her mom didn’t have a mammogram for 5 years and that procedure could’ve saved her life. Big Kathy was diagnosed with cancer when Kyle turned 30, and so the circle of life deems that on the eve of Kyle’s daughter Farrah’s 30th birthday Kyle’s mammogram comes back inconclusive and requiring more images. Kyle panics as she waits but ultimately – thankfully – is told she’s fine. She just has extra dense breast tissue, but she’s healthy! She’s alive! Now she can get back to planning Farrah’s birthday party which costs the equivalent of “15 Birkin bags” … which is how many boob jobs? This also means I can get back to snarking on Kyle.

“Farroween” is the most important day of the year! Kyle even flew Sophia home from college (for the second time in 2 months) because Sophia’s college experience is all about Kyle. Just like Farrah’s birthday party is all about Kyle, who has ‘talked herself’ into wearing a $600 Playboy Bunny costume. Yes, for her DAUGHTER’S 30th birthday party. Ugh – Kyle has no sense of decency and the attention-whoring never stops. See, I was nice about Kyle for 2 seconds above and now look how that came back to haunt me! The worst is that Kyle has the audacity to lecture her daughters on not dressing like a “tramp,” because she’s the cool mom and cool moms get taken for a fool at Party City get to do what they want.

Even Portia asked where Kyle’s pants were, and Kyle huffily told her, “It’s Halloween.” As if that’s a reasonable excuse… Actually I’m glad Kyle wants better for her daughters.

Then of course Kyle buys her bunny suit a size too-small, gets stuck in it, and has to send Maurico out to buy a larger size after guests have already started arriving. Farrah, I should note, had on far more clothes than Kyle.

Seriously why is there a Ferris wheel there? If there’s one place I wouldn’t trust a carnival Ferris wheel it’s in a Housewives backyard that is haunted by Housewives past and their vendettas, but Kyle dubs it a “Farrah’s Wheel” and is pretty much the only person who got on it, only so she could have another meltdown over her anxieties.

The best part was all the women reminiscing about turning 30, all those many years and faces ago! Erika was already married to Tom, and looking barely out of diapers, was photographed on the Gulf Stream flying to Vegas to celebrate. A hot young Harry threw a pre lip-planted Lipsa a party and gifted her a silver Swatch (gotta love the Melrose Place years!). And Dorit, sad wobbly cart stuck at the top Dorit, her parents threw her a surprise luncheon in Connecticut and that very next day she ran sobbing to London straight into the arms of a smooth-talking, borderline geriatric wannabe expat out-running bankruptcy and boring responsibilities named PK. Obviously those two belong together like no other people could, so thank you for taking each other off the market and sparing the rest of us!

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No one really cares about Kyle’s post-adolescent fantasies of being the sexiest girl in the room because PEEKAY arrives dressed as Karl Largefeld in a wig from the dollar store. It looked like cotton candy someone had spray painted white, and it was the perfect generic designer knockoff for Discount Dorit, who came as his white pet cat. Meanwhile Aaron put approximately zero effort into his costume. He essentially made a cape out of some bedsheets he ripped having having sex with Denise then tied it around his enormously beefy shoulders and said, ‘there Harlequin romance novel Dracula.”

Lipsa dressed up as Erika Jayne, circa Pat The Puss era, made all the more amazing because Erika dressed up as a puss. Then let Lipsa pat her. Camille and her friend “Kimber,” someone who dropped her “ly” somewhere between Missouri and Oklahoma, and husband 1 and 2, came as black cats; bringing the bad luck which seems to follow Camille as perniciously as the tail of snooty opinions she drags. Which brings this party to a total of 3 cats. Dorit dubs Camille a stray cat. Which really – too soon for abandoned animal jokes, Dorit. And no, you cannot drop Camille off at a kill shelter, or give her away to a dear, dear friend of PK’s who lives somewhere in the valley called Dumpsterville.

Then because no party is complete without the neighborhood crazy loitering in the bushes to spy, out creeps Kim Richards. Lipsa is shocked she wasn’t given the heads-up, but um, Farrah is Kim’s niece so of course the extended Richards clan will be invited. Probably Kyle should’ve dressed up as a blue bunny and wrapped herself in cellophane by way of warning…

Kyle did warn Dorit and Teddi that tonight, on Farrah’s birthday, they weren’t allowed to confront Camille. So everyone basically ignores Camille, and every time she enters a conversation it gets quiet and awkward, as if they have nothing else to talk about if they can’t yell at her.

Lipsa’s inevitable run-in with KimKillah comes when they’re taking a group photo. Feeling very in character as Erika Jayne, Lipsa decides to use her alter ego to call Kim “really c-nty” for giving back The Blue Bunny. Kim is shocked. “I’m not even hearing anything but… See You Next Tuesday,” says Kim stabbing her hand into the direction of the TV to illustrate how to give a prostate stimulation to someone you hate.

And I have literally never agreed with KimKillah Rambles Richards on anything, but here she is dressed like a bad Brittney Spears video from the mid-00’s, acting semi-coherent, attending her niece’s birthday party and she is the victim of Lipsa’s method acting grudge exercise. It was uncalled for, and once again, Kyle did not defend her! As Kim’s hand (and her other hand giving out a high five, and the other hand not massaging chicken salad, and that other hand that said talk to the hand in every 1990’s episode of Ricky Lake…) said, “Don’t try to blame beautiful Erika Jayne for Lisa Rinna. EEEEEHn. Ah-Ahn.”

I was all set to be on Kim’s side (even though I secretly agreed with Lipsa’s dig, and because Kim has a loooong history of horribleness not excused by alcohol and stolen houses), she lost me with a ramble about how only her feelings count, and she has done nothing to deserve this; making fun of Lisa’s costume, and for being an in general awful person. Basically turning into Kim, with Kyle, now suddenly there to support her in the trash-talking.

Thankfully we have Denise Richards to interject that no one really needs to be acting like such an awful person over this stuffed animal, and to remind Kim that she really hurt Lipsa’s feelings. Kim cannot let things go though. Not any things: Not houses. Not perceived grudges. Not dogs who rip your niece’s hand off, but Denise is undeterred, “You need to let it f–king go,” she snaps as Kim runs away from reality, “Who cares about some fuzzy f–king bunny.”

Seeing how unflappably straight-forward and calm Denise was in this situation, is going to make it all the more frustrating when next week she drags Brandi Glanville in, because that horrible trifling trashy witch has no place on Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills.

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But back to this week’s episode, Kim approaches Lipsa and they agree to talk, one-on-one (without Kyle) and it goes really well. Lipsa admits her cunty comment was way, way out of line and explains to Kim that the bunny return was the most hurtful thing that has happened to her on this show. Kim was shocked to learn Lipsa was sincere, and admits she handled that wrongly, but articulately defends herself in explaining why she rightfully didn’t trust Lipsa’s intentions, and it was all very nice. As a creepy ghost creature stared down at them from the porch rafters, daring them to cross her into the gates of hell, two worm dressed as aging pop stars made peace and finally laid this damn blue bunny to rest.

TELL US – WAS LISA OUT OF LINE? SHOULD DORIT CONFRONT CAMILLE?

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This season of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has been a little odd, to say the least. The Puppy Gate storyline endlessly dominated the first part of the season and resulted in Lisa Vanderpump’s integrity being called into question. After being accused of planting a Radar Online story about Dorit Kemsley dropping off adopted dog Lucy at a shelter– and later being confronted by Kyle Richards about it–Lisa largely stopped filming with the other women.

Queen Lisa has missed a cast camping trip, Camille Grammer’s bridal shower–and even her Hawaiian wedding–which is almost unprecedented in Housewife history. Housewives are expected to show up for events–unless, of course, you are filming a cheesy Hallmark movie like Denise Richards! Then you get a pass. Although Lisa has not continued filming with the other women, she definitely has opinions about them–and the whole debacle of Puppy Gate.

Lisa, of course, took a dramatic lie detector test on last week’s episode and asks questions about whether or not she planted the Radar Online story. And she supposedly passed with flying colors. In an interview for the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills After Show, Lisa declares that when she was asked, “Do you know who gave the story to Radar Online?” during the polygraph and she answered, “No I don’t,” it exonerated her.  She further claims, “I wouldn’t say that if I had an inkling, you know, so no, I don’t have an inkling.”

Of course, the other ladies shaded her with 100 SPF sunscreen last week during their Hawaii trip for even taking the lie detector test. And trained criminologists that they are, the ladies debated the authenticity and admissibility of the results in a Court of Housewives. And they don’t seem to be buying Lisa’s inkling–even if she writes it on fancy Villa Rosa linen stationary with golden ink.

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The million dollar question seems to be: does Lisa have any idea who might have planted the Radar Online story?  She states, “Well, I don’t know who did, but do I think, who might have a motivation, somebody might want to make me look bad?”

Who might want Lisa to look bad? Well, practically any of her current co-stars (excluding Denise)–as well as some of her former RHOBH co-stars. And at least one or two possibilities from the cast of Vanderpump Rules. The list of suspects is long! Has anyone verified the whereabouts of Eileen Davidson or Brandi Glanville around the time this all went down?

So, what would Lisa like to see happen regarding her co-stars and this whole debacle? Well, she has an idea–one that I would love to see transpire. Lisa says, “I think they should all take a lie detector test. I think you should have the reunion and have each and every one of them wired up. How about that? I’ve done it–can you?”

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Although such a scenario would be a dream reunion for fans, we all know it will never happen. But, can you imagine it going down? Kyle would start crying as soon as she entered the set–and be terrified of being asked about Kim Richards and the “alleged theft of the go**amned house.” Dorit would refuse to be wired up as it might wrinkle her Gucci dress–and they might ask her embarrassing legal questions.

Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave would fail the test miserably as she cannot answer any question with a simple yes or no. And Erika Jayne–I bet stone-cold Pat the Puss could pass a polygraph with flying colors even if she lied on every answer!

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What will the reunion be like? The typical reunion scenario is filled with the re-hashing of old grievances and mending of fences (until the next season!). This year, the Beverly Hills reunion is more of a wild card- will Lisa even show up? And if she does, will the other ladies gang up on her? Reunions are usually my least favorite part of the show. However, this year, I think the Beverly Hills reunion might be very interesting.

TELL US- DO YOU BELIEVE THE RESULTS OF LISA’S LIE DETECTOR TEST? DO YOU THINK LISA WILL SHOW UP AT THE REUNION? WHICH HOUSEWIFE WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE HOOKED UP TO A LIE DETECTOR?  

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Sybil, I mean, Camille Grammer needs an Emmy. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills newlywed is pretty much holding down the fort in the drama department. Otherwise, the ladies would continue dragging out, I can’t believe I have to type this again, #puppygate. From feuds with the always accountable Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave to commenting on Lisa Vanderpump’s alleged dental hygiene predicament, Bravo should be throwing diamonds at this woman.

We’ve recently seen Camille’s wedding to David C. Meyer in a lavish trip to Hawaii. After venting to the group about Lisa V.’s absence from the ceremony, an online article pops up where Camille basically says it was no biggie Lisa ditched the nuptials. So is Camille trying to soften the potential reunion blow? Or is she a genuine friend to anyone Lisa V.? This woman must have legs of steel, with all of her backpedaling.

Camille Donatucci Grammer Meyer 007 has not had an easy year. She lost her Malibu home in the horrible fires. She’s also been involved in a court case against the piece of shit Dimitri Charalambopoulos for assault and defamation. Add in planning a wedding. She says that’s why the ladies’ response to the online article caught her off guard.

Camille wrote in her Bravo blog, “I was completely caught by surprise by the comments emanating from the mouths of my so-called girlfriends from Beverly Hills that came to my wedding in Hawaii in their van ride to the airport.” This is pure gold, “emanating from the mouths”. I can’t.

OF COURSE, THEY DID. You know every moment Lisa Rinna isn’t talking smack is a second off her life. Then of course, Dorit Kemsley called her a “bitch”. Camille continued, “Rather than being happy for me, they found a pretext for condemning me just hours after my nuptials. The origin of their derision was a People Magazine article in which I gave the interview a week before my wedding in which I acknowledged Lisa’s words of encouragement to take the leap into marriage.” Where is her Pulitzer already?

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Camille shared, “I guess it has come to the point that one cannot say nice things about Lisa without betraying the Puppygate Girl Gang. It appears that any positive words about LVP will put one in the doghouse, if not a kill shelter.” If Not A Kill Shelter…DUCK AND COVER, DUCK AND COVER!

Camille goes on to say she doesn’t understand why she can’t be upset that LVP missed the wedding when, “since some have been trying for weeks to get back in her good graces”. 007, I am telling you.

She concluded the assault blog by referencing how easily triggered the ladies seem. Kyle Richards easily triggered? Lisa R., shut up Rinna easily triggered? How dare you, Camille!

“There are other indications that the least provocation will set some of them off. The appearance of Kim Richards at her niece’s birthday caused Lisa R’s channeling Erika Jayne to lambast her. Maybe it was because it was Halloween, but that was downright weird, inappropriate, and way over the top. I am also surprised that Kyle was not appalled and offended by it.” Night-night, Rinna!

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And then it was Dorit’s turn. Camille wrote, “Meanwhile, Dorit is still acting like the victim here when the victim was clearly Lucy Lucy Apple Juice. I am happy to learn she has subsequently upgraded her environment with a less high maintenance owner. For the life of me, I still don’t understand why the puppy wasn’t returned to Vanderpump Dogs in the first place. That would have avoided all of this nonsense.” #ripdorit

I don’t know, Camille might be my new hero. Hey Camille, can you go for Kyle next? Kidding! I wonder if this is Camille’s damage control effort after her tacky comments about LVP. Maybe she’s another victim of LVP’s Jedi mind control. Either way, it makes me look forward to the reunion.

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TELL US- DO YOU THINK AGREE WITH CAMILLE? WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT HER COMMENTS? ARE YOU LOVING CAMILLE THIS YEAR?

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